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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:21 PM
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I am looking to hire a seceraty
Compensation will be stock in my company!
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:23 PM
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1. and what exactly is a 'seceraty'?
:P
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:28 PM
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2. I have been wondering the same thing
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ofc/113713652.html
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:34 PM
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3. That is a bizarre ad.
Edited on Wed Nov-30-05 01:34 PM by motely36
Do you think it is real?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:36 PM
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5. Not sure
but I have gleaned much amusement from it!
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GrpCaptMandrake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 03:15 AM
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13. If it's what I think it is
it's a fairly brilliant ad.

Reminds me of one many years ago: "Laziest judge in America seeks brilliant Latin Scholar for clerk."

Guy was buried in applications.

Same thing here. Every o/c, grammar oriented exec asst will at least have a run at it.
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:46 PM
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7. Hopefully they have a spellchecker.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:47 PM
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8. If I were a seceraty I would charge extra for spellcheck!
:evilgrin:
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:50 PM
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10. self delete
Edited on Wed Nov-30-05 01:52 PM by Debi
I'm not that bright :think:
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:36 PM
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4. Hehehe, somebody that spells like that REALLY needs a seceraty
:P
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:42 PM
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6. Do you mean...?
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:47 PM
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9. GREAT MOVIE!
:applause:

Now, where's my red pen???
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 03:12 AM
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12. Mmmmmm...... submissive Maggie...
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 03:08 AM
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11. Pick me, pick me!
I can type, file, answer a multi-line phone, use a computer, use a photo-copier, and perform "other duties as deemed necessary" by my supervisor. ;-)
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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 03:19 AM
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14. Are you offering stocks in loo of selary?
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 03:32 AM
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15. Can we get up a petition
for Maggie to be KW's seceraty? And can we see pix?

Gods, I loved that movie. The best scene for me was the (SPOILER)





honeymoon scene - black wedding dress, tied to a tree, getting her brains fucked out. Beautiful.

Khash.
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