"Picking Up Girls Made Easy"

I had to share this hilarious 70's "How to" guide. Featuring scenarios from the street, the clothes store, the ballet, the art gallery, the park & the beach we are told how to lie to and manipulate a woman, sorry "chick" (who more often than not is not wearing a bra "and she wants you to know it") back to your place. A couple of classic tips I jotted down:

"Girls who do gymnastic dance exercises all day long want to relax with their bodies in the evening. And you can relax along with them."

"He's the first person on the beach all day to tell that fantastic looking chick that she's smart. He didn't mention her fantastically soft looking breasts pushing out of her bathing suit. He can tell her that later."

Probably my favorite of all was the singles bar pick-up, with its flirtatious discussion of "watersports" (which I seriously hope didn't have the sexual meaning when this was made).

Unbelievably, this is still for sale - as a cassette - for $20-95!

http://www.getgirls.com/madeeasy.htm

(The stuff for sale on that site is great. This CD for example:

"Yes! Simply insert our "Mephisto Subliminal CD" in your (car-home-portable player). She will only notice music, but inaudible, hidden commands penetrate her subconscious mind and "you penetrate the rest!"

It gets funnier, but I'm getting OT
http://www.getgirls.com/sublim.htm )

So back to "Picking Up Girls Made Easy". The below mp3 is 32megs big and about 45 minutes long:

http://www.hydeparkrecords.net/files/htpug/picking%20up%20girls%20made%20easy.mp3

(If you just want a sample, you can download the clothes store pick-up on its own here (6 megs):
http://mediamogul.seas.upenn.edu/pennsound/authors/365/365-Days-Project-01-15-picking-up-girls-made-easy-the-womens-clothing-store-pick-up.mp3 )

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Back to the drawing board!

25 years of research down the drain... Sheesh!

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