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Last month a co worker broke my finger during a training exercise. The injury required surgery. Hopefully the three pins will be removed next tuesday. Any who..We all get along pretty good and pull pranks off and on.
I typed up the following letter and "served" my co worker. Waddya think?
Swindell, chortle and Jablowme, LLC Attorneys at Law
To:.... From: Heywood Jablowme, LLC RE: Workplace injury
Mr. ....;
I have been retained by Mr. Bartz to handle his loss of income claim due to the vicious and unprovoked attack against Mr. Bartz on or about 10/19/05.
I anticipate a December trial date on this matter.
In order to facilitate a speedy resolution to this unfortunate event, I ask that you come to the lae offices of Swidell, chortle and jablowne to give a sworn deposition of your actions prior to court procedings.
All you eed to do is come into my office any time this week, contact my secretary . You will be asked "How can I help you?" Just say: "Heywood Jablowme." You'll be taken care of.
Thank you for your consideration in this matter.
Heywood Jablowme, LLC ** He actually fell for it until he read the secretary part.
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