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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:37 PM Original message |
It wasn't a sexual assault -- it was sleep sex. |
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Texasgal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
1. sexsomnia? |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:40 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Is that a Jon Stewert "Whaaaaaa?" |
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Texasgal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:43 PM Response to Reply #1 |
7. Yup! |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:41 PM Response to Original message |
3. Excuse me. I think he might have lived in Albany ... |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:43 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. how's that? |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:46 PM Response to Reply #5 |
10. ... |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
4. THANK YOU MIDORI!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!! |
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yvr girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:45 PM Response to Reply #4 |
8. yvr girl thinks twice about staying at chez matcom |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:45 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. i was ASLEEP DAMMIT!! |
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yvr girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:48 PM Response to Reply #9 |
16. Don't worry, baby. It was OVER so fast |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:49 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. *whew* THAT'S good! |
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yvr girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:51 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Be still my heart |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:54 PM Response to Reply #19 |
23. i know you get bored easily |
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yvr girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:57 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. You are TOO good to me |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:59 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. how should I know? |
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yvr girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 05:02 PM Response to Reply #25 |
27. Not us. Your little feller got tired and had to take a nap. |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 05:25 PM Response to Reply #9 |
31. Yes, but...the sleep sex alibi only helps you with the court case, |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 05:37 PM Response to Reply #31 |
39. shit. i'll kick HIS ASS |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 06:31 PM Response to Reply #39 |
46. until we realize someone's picked a fight with us |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:47 PM Response to Reply #4 |
11. look at this asshole trying to hide |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:47 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. hey! cut him some SLACK |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:43 PM Response to Original message |
6. I've initiated sex in my sleep |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:47 PM Response to Reply #6 |
12. So have I |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:49 PM Response to Reply #12 |
17. I suspect we've all done *that* |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:48 PM Response to Reply #6 |
14. I fixed it |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:52 PM Response to Reply #14 |
20. so he put a rubber on in his sleep? |
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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 05:00 PM Response to Reply #20 |
26. It's also hard to believe a British woman was acquitted of murder... |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 05:02 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. I don't doubt wierder defenses have worked (the twinkie for one) |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:48 PM Response to Reply #6 |
15. um ... |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:54 PM Response to Reply #15 |
22. Lounge girls are wild! |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 05:07 PM Response to Reply #22 |
29. Hell Yeah! |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 04:54 PM Response to Original message |
21. Working title for movie...."I'm asleep and I AM Happy to See You" |
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Broken_Hero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 05:21 PM Response to Original message |
30. WTF??? |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 05:28 PM Response to Reply #30 |
32. you're just jealous you didn't come up with it first |
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Broken_Hero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:06 AM Response to Reply #32 |
53. i all ready used that excuse... |
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Robb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
33. This reminds me of something said to me once |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 05:31 PM Response to Original message |
34. Am I the *only* person who doesn't find this hard to believe? |
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lakemonster11 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 05:35 PM Response to Reply #34 |
36. I don't think it's impossible. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 05:37 PM Response to Reply #36 |
38. I've heard of it before. |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 05:36 PM Response to Reply #34 |
37. you know, I'm a very deep sleeper |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 05:38 PM Response to Reply #37 |
40. Really? |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 05:40 PM Response to Reply #40 |
42. and ex boyfriend told me that I woke him up ringing the doorbell |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 06:10 PM Response to Reply #42 |
45. Wow |
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ucmike (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 05:33 PM Response to Original message |
35. a sleepwalker climb a crane a few months ago |
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MadHound (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 05:40 PM Response to Original message |
41. Well, apparently this is the real deal as far as a diagnosis goes |
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Abelman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 05:43 PM Response to Reply #41 |
43. That's what I thought |
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eyepaddle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 05:49 PM Response to Reply #41 |
44. Hard to say I suppose |
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eeyore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 06:47 PM Response to Reply #44 |
47. I had that roommate too! |
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eyepaddle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 06:48 PM Response to Reply #47 |
48. ! |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 06:49 PM Response to Original message |
49. Bush must have invented that one, personally. |
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philosophie_en_rose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 06:56 PM Response to Original message |
50. It wasn't assault - - It was sleep castration! |
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LisaL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 06:59 PM Response to Original message |
51. I only wish he and the judge end up sleeping on the same couch |
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SmileyBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-30-05 07:21 PM Response to Original message |
52. Hell, I've dreamt that I was in a porno movie before... |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:09 AM Response to Original message |
54. Yeah, and I was asleep when I shoved the fireplace poker up his arse! |
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REP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 04:40 AM Response to Original message |
55. Was the Defendant Zapp Brannigan? |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 04:50 AM Response to Original message |
56. I immediately thought "twinkie defense" |
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