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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:00 PM
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So, what's everybody getting me for Christmas?
Edited on Thu Dec-01-05 02:01 PM by Shell Beau
:rofl: Kidding! I've been bad this year anyway! ;)


I'm getting a lump of coal! x(
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:10 PM
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1. I guess I really have been bad!
Oh well, I'll just buy myself stuff! I mean that is what Christmas is all about, right? :P
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:11 PM
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3. This?
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:13 PM
Response to Reply #3
6. Ooh! That is the best gift I have ever gotten!
As long as I the bill isn't in my name! :P
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:14 PM
Response to Reply #6
9. I think it says
'Mohammed Abdul' on the card. So you're pretty safe. Let the Saudis handle it!
:rofl:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:14 PM
Response to Reply #9
12. All right!!
:woohoo: :bounce:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:10 PM
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2. My very best wishes.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:14 PM
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10. Santa might skip over my house this year!
x(
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:12 PM
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4. How about a
drink :toast:

and then a spanking for the heck of it.:spank:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:13 PM
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7. That sounds good! It has to be in that order too!
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:15 PM
Response to Reply #7
14. i would have it no other way!
:evilgrin:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:12 PM
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5. this. picked it out specially for you
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:14 PM
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8. My favorite artist! How did you know?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:14 PM
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11. it all comes back to that camera in your bathroom
thing. :P
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:15 PM
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16. I thought I saw a hole in the wall in there!
:spank:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:15 PM
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13. Oh!
You're giving the one you have away? :eyes:
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:16 PM
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17. Dude, I am so better than you.
:bounce:
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:15 PM
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15. This "swimsuit"


:D

:bounce::bounce:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:16 PM
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19. YES BOB!!
you are SO THOUGHTFUL!! :bounce:

i'm giving her a new camera phone! :think:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:17 PM
Response to Reply #15
20. I have been looking for one of those!
I think that one, though, covers up too much! :P
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:26 PM
Response to Reply #20
32. Well, I could go for this one instead:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:33 PM
Response to Reply #32
33. More like this...
Edited on Thu Dec-01-05 02:36 PM by Shell Beau





It is so tiny you can't even see it! x(
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:34 PM
Response to Reply #33
34. That is teasing.
that picture is too small

x(
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:36 PM
Response to Reply #34
36. I know, I can't get it any bigger!
x(
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:37 PM
Response to Reply #36
37. oh the jokes that SHOULD follow.....
:rofl:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:38 PM
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39. LOL!
:evilgrin:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:16 PM
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18. i got a lump of coal, or actually a whole stocking full of Kingsford
when i was 5. I talked back to my mother on Christmas eve and the on Christmas morning i learned never, ever to talk back to my mother again.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:18 PM
Response to Reply #18
22. I didn't think that ever actually happened!
:o I guess you did learn your lesson! At least it was Kingsford though and not some off-brand! :P
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:20 PM
Response to Reply #22
26. well now my story is used by every relative i have that are parents
"Gather round kids and lemme tell you what happened to Aunty Kim during the Christmas of 1971" and of course they all call me "Did that really happen Aunty or is Mom trying to fool me?" "Yes dear it happened, call Granpa to verify"
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:17 PM
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21. How about a shopping spree?
Don't spend it all in one place. :P

>


Better yet how about warmest holiday wishes to you and yours? :)
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:19 PM
Response to Reply #21
24. Aw, that is sweet!
And to you too!

$1.00 is better than none! I can get something from the $.99 menu at Wendy's!! :P
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:20 PM
Response to Reply #24
27. Yes, I love their chili.
Would taste good right now. :)
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sbj405 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:19 PM
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23. You get what I'm getting everyone. . .
Nothing.
Nada.
Zilch.

Nothing personal. Everyone's getting it. :-)
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:20 PM
Response to Reply #23
25. I'm glad I didn't get left out!
:P
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sbj405 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 06:47 PM
Response to Reply #25
49. And if you're good, I'll let you open it on Christmas Eve
:P
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:20 PM
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28. Well since you have been bad, THIS.
Edited on Thu Dec-01-05 02:22 PM by texas1928
:spank:

and this.

http://www.candydirect.com/bulk/Coal-Candy.html
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:23 PM
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30. Mmm, coal candy!
:9
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:21 PM
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29. I was gonna get you
a lump of coal
but then I heard that you are married.
I got so mad I decided to destroy your present. I squeezed it really hard, but instead of breaking, it became
a diamond, but now I am gonna give that diamond to ...
Miss Honeychurch. :bounce: :P So there!
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:24 PM
Response to Reply #29
31. Phooey!!!
x(


Who told you I was married? They are in big trouble now!!


;)
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:35 PM
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35. a little bird told me
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4374692&mesg_id=4379681

Oh, the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to ...
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:38 PM
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38. I told off on myself!
x(

Oh well, I guess I'll just have to settle with the diamonds I already have!
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:41 PM
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40. A massage and chocolate
Oops....did I say that?
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:42 PM
Response to Reply #40
41. I love massages and I love chocolate, so that sounds
good to me! :)
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:52 PM
Response to Reply #41
46. Godiva Chocolates and a massage from yours truly then :)
My hands are huge so expect the perfect massage ;)
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:54 PM
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47. Huge hands, huh?
:evilgrin:
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:43 PM
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42. I'm gonna get you a CLUB
to beat MATCOM with!!! :spank:

Then...we'll go have COCKTAILS on HIS credit card bill!! :rofl:

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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:44 PM
Response to Reply #42
44. Oh hell yeah! But I think matcom will like the club part!
:) But for sure drinks on him!! :bounce:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:43 PM
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43. My dog!!!!!
She's being a real pain in the a$$....how 'bout it?
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:45 PM
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45. Aw, she sure is a cutie! The more the merrier!
I already have three and they love to be little pains in the ass, so she'll fit right in!! :)
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 03:10 PM
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48. Here you go...
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 06:52 PM
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50. The same thing I'm getting
:D
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 07:21 PM
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51. Kingfishers, Bee-eaters & Rollers: A Handbook
What, you say you don't care to have a book on Kingfishers, Bee-Eaters, and Rollers?

Well, I guess I will have to keep it for myself then. :D
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