Customer rant ( yeah, another one)

Only this is about the retards who think that I actually like them. A few minutes ago, this irritating woman was at the window making polite conversation (which I hate...say something meaningful or shut the fuck up). To top it off, she interrupted my game of free cell; asking me questions like "So,have you been keeping busy?". Yeah, remember last week when someone slashed your tires? Well, that was ME. Why can't people just come in here, pick up their damn tickets and leave...just,go. How about the idiots with that high-pitched tone to their voice, like it sounds like they're being deep throated when they talk. Don't they understand that its like nails down a chalkboard? Get a normal voice, or shut the fuck up. Well, here comes one now.....