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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:57 AM
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Are you an asshole?
Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 02:58 AM by SofaKingLiberal
http://www.randomzen.net/tests_asshole.phtml


My results: You are 75% Pure Asshole!
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:01 AM
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1. 5% pure asshole
:shrug:
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Liberal In Texas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:14 AM
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2. 30%...but even the last question isn't really good, it's about the site
..and doodled a swastika? Sure in HS about 40 years ago.

Stupid survey.
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drhilarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:17 AM
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3. 55% asshole...
but, seriously, fuck you all.

(kidding, I love you).
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:18 AM
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4. 'Hey! Do you know what you are?
You’re an asshole! An asshole!

Some of you might not agree
’cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, ’cause you’re an asshole

Maybe you think you’re a lonely guy
Maybe you think you’re too tough to cry
So you went to the Grape just to give it a try
And Dagmar
(Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life)
Was his name
(ONE TWO THREE FOUR!)
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his pancake make-up
(And yet he was a beautiful lady)
Nearly drove you insane
(Let’s talk about leather: leatherrrrrr!)
And so you kissed a little sailor
(Tex Abel, starring in the latest Shepperton production...)
Who had just blew in from Spain
("Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf")
You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel
(The story of a demented bread-boffer)
And acted like it was cocaine
(Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf)
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
(Then on Tuesday night, Ceasar’s back in town)
In a way you can’t explain
(Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match with Kona)
And so you worked the wall with Michael
(379 pounds of Samoan dynamite)
Which gave your back an awful strain
(Volcanic hell!)
But you came back on Sunday for the Gong Show
(Next Thursday, teen town’s finest...)
But you forgot what I was sayin’
’cause you’re an asshole, you’re an asshole
That’s right!
You’re an asshole, you’re an asshole
Yes, yes!
You’re an asshole, you’re an asshole
That’s right!
You’re an asshole, you’re an asshole

Now you been to the Grape ’n’ you been to the Chest
’n’ now I think you know what you are: you’re an asshole!

You say you can’t live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain’t got one on the bottom of you,
But don’t fool yerself girl
It’s lookin’ at you
Don’t fool yerself girl
It’s winkin’ at you
Don’t fool yerself girl
It’s blinkin’ at you
That’s why I say
I’m gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
(Corn hole!)
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
(Fist fuck!)
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
(Wrist watch; Crisco!)
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
(Pud!)

Don’t fool yerself, girl
It’s goin’ right up yer poop chute
Don’t fool yerself, girl
It’s goin’ right up yer poop chute...

:hide:
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:18 AM
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5. I'm only 15%, and it calls me an ASSHOLE and compares me to....
...Jesse Helms! I call BS on this poll, and in fact, I'm going to be an asshole about it....}(
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:23 AM
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6. 40%
You try to keep a strong and confident appearance to conceal the rage of emotions within you but you're really a winy lump of dogshit unfit for social relationships. You can't stand the thought of others having sex, but your porno collection rivals that of most video stores. Do us all a favor, take all of your Prozac, Paxil, Zoloft, Celexa, Luvox, Serzone, Remeron, and Effexor, and trade them in for a GUN to blow your goddamn head off.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:41 AM
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7. 25 percent pure asshole
You think people adore you, which makes you an even bigger asshole. Selfishness and vanity are the two qualities that reek from your personality; like the smell from a bag of rotting onions in the summer. You're powerless over money, you can't keep a stable relationship, and you think that you're shit smells like roses. As soon as someone gets to know you, they hate you. You should jump in front of a moving car.

I can live with that...
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:57 AM
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9. I got the same thing at 20%
and my avatar was Russell Crowe. It seemed like a kinda negative thing to say to a 20% a$$hole. So I probably should change my answer to the last question. Yes, now I do think that site sucks.
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Nikia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 10:41 AM
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17. Me too
Yes, I think that the site sucks.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:44 AM
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8. 5% Pure Asshole!
whatever x(
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 09:38 AM
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10. I don't need a fucking quiz to tell me I'm a huge asshole.
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 09:57 AM
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13. You're only a meduim-sized asshole
Don't flatter yourself. :P
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 09:59 AM
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14. I'm 65% asshole
Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 10:00 AM by dolo amber
But the guy who made that test in an idiot, and I'd rather be an asshole than a moran anyday. :D

edit: Ok, fine... I just responded to my own post. Perhaps I am also an idiot. :cry:

:P
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purr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 09:45 AM
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11. Holy hell.. 60% asshole
:rofl: I didnt think I was THAT bad..
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 09:52 AM
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12. Obviously, the test
Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 09:53 AM by Oeditpus Rex
was quite flawed when you took it.

Maybe W took it before you and you got some of the residual of his 73,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 percent assholity.



Edit: I left out some zeros.
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 10:37 AM
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15. 55%
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 10:40 AM
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16. 35% rating, and here's the person they rank me as? Give me strength!
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 10:46 AM
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18. 30% what a fucking wimp I am...sheesh

You think people adore you, which makes you an even bigger asshole. Selfishness and vanity are the two qualities that reek from your personality; like the smell from a bag of rotting onions in the summer. You're powerless over money, you can't keep a stable relationship, and you think that you're shit smells like roses. As soon as someone gets to know you, they hate you. You should jump in front of a moving car.
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laylah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 10:49 AM
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19. OMG
A "Jesse Helms" 15% asshole!!!!!!!!!! :cry:

Jenn
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Allenberg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 11:07 AM
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20. 85% Mike Tyson Asshole
:(
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 09:20 PM
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23. Cool, there's a bigger asshole than me.
I was beginning to get worried.
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AussieDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 11:38 AM
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21. No, but I have one - maybe even two
Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 11:38 AM by AussieDave
A Jeese Helms 10% asshole here......
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 11:44 AM
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22. 30% Pure Asshole!
:wtf:

You think people adore you, which makes you an even bigger asshole. Selfishness and vanity are the two qualities that reek from your personality; like the smell from a bag of rotting onions in the summer. You're powerless over money, you can't keep a stable relationship, and you think that you're shit smells like roses. As soon as someone gets to know you, they hate you. You should jump in front of a moving car.

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Err Donating Member (887 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 09:23 PM
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24. 60% pure asshole.
Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 09:23 PM by Err
I thought I was higher than that. :evilfrown:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 09:25 PM
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25. I'm 5% pure asshole!
I'm so sweet. :-)
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 09:27 PM
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26. 35%
You are 35% Pure Asshole!





You think people adore you, which makes you an even bigger asshole. Selfishness and vanity are the two qualities that reek from your personality; like the smell from a bag of rotting onions in the summer. You're powerless over money, you can't keep a stable relationship, and you think that you're shit smells like roses. As soon as someone gets to know you, they hate you. You should jump in front of a moving car.
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Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 10:39 PM
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27. You are 15% Pure Asshole!
That means I'm 85% super nice. :hug:
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Ouabache Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 10:50 PM
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28. 35% here. I think that is high.
I am not sure their test is valid.

I did like the quote from a user on that one page that said:
"I found your site when I did a search for the Olsen Twins nude, so where is it?"
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vajraroshana Donating Member (762 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 10:58 PM
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29. I only scored 25%...
Wow. I thought I was a much worse asshole than that. Who knew?
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