Freepers: What Do Chickenhawks & Crackwhores Have In Common?

Mark E. Smith

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Sat Dec-03-05 07:14 PM
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Freepers: What Do Chickenhawks & Crackwhores Have In Common?

Both prefer to work with their mouths.

Q) How do you lose a war to a country with no real government or military?

A) Put George W. Bush in charge

Have you heard that Bush is doing the work of 3 men?

Yeah, Moe, Larry and Curly.

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jeff30997

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Sat Dec-03-05 07:18 PM
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1. Hehehe.

So true.

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NanceGreggs

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Sat Dec-03-05 07:25 PM
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2. Got this in an email today ...

... thought this would be an appropriate discussion thread to share:

GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD

Crawford, Texas (AP) -- A tragic flood this morning
destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush.

The flood began in the presidential bathroom where
both of the books were kept. Both of his books have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was
devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.

The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no
answer.

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