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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 11:42 PM
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I'm not at war with Christmas, but if that fat red-suited bastard
lands on my roof with that herd of mangy reindeer of his, I'm getting the old Winchester out.

Sumbitch caused over $800 in damage last year.

Ho-ho-ho my ass.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 11:43 PM
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1. My stepdad used to tell us that he set Santa traps
He also had Easter Bunny traps. I'll find out where he got his.
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 11:47 PM
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2. I need something to keep reindeer
turds from rolling down the roof into the gutters and blocking the downspouts.

You'd think that old hooligan would at least curb his animals. Sheesh.
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vajraroshana Donating Member (762 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 12:12 AM
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3. The Grinch Who Decapitated Santa...
I wanna a sweatshirt I can wear in the mall that shows the Grinch grinning, holding the decapitated head of Santa.
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 12:25 AM
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4. Now that's the spirit
"Who's yo daddy now, Claus? Hahhahaaa!!"








Always liked the Grinch. He's the real deal.
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