Oh look... I'm standing under some mistletoe

:)

:* or a :spank: ? :evilgrin:

:)

:* :spank: :* :spank:

:evilgrin:

But no tongue....

:)

buttly man-slaps.

:beer:

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:spank::spank::spank:

:)

:hi:

:)

C'mere, baby.....let's have at this....life is too short, don'cha know!

:* :* :* :hug: :hug: :hug:

:)

:)

...when I gave you the kiss. Can I get my kiss back, and exchange it for a buttly man slap instead?

:)

Why limit yourself?

and :hug:

Happy Holidays and so forth. :)

So I'd take Keith Olbermann and Brett Favre's leftovers anyday. :)

* no woman wants to hear the words "leftovers." Ever. Better to order pizza or go to the drive-thru.
* you did express a positive statement, nonetheless. Very good.
* you personalized it, by observing and learning the things which are important to me. FOR THIS ALONE, YOU GET AN A+++!

Keep working at it. Someday, who knows? You could be the next BigMcLargeHuge or WCGreen. (I'd say Matcom, but really - isn't he kind of passe?)

and us dumb males will forever struggle with the "smooth" aspect as long as we exist.

See, the key to being charmingly inept is that even though I am inept, I still take the time to find out the individual things that are important to a woman. That is my defining skill, if I have one anyway.

Matcom is passe. :)

Charm and persistence go hand in hand.

Matcom? who's matcom?? :shrug:

Just goes to show you I don't just limit myself to short women. I am an equal opportunity horndog. :)

I have not heard of this dog you call, Matcom.

...who's kate?

:)

Who is this Kate? I must find her and destroy her...

Hey I'm not worth the jail time. Maybe a small fine, but certainly not a lifetime in the Crowbar Hotel. :)

BTW, I wrote a poem tonight. I posted it a bit ago here in the Lounge. :)

I am feeling a little poetic tonight. I gotta finish this essay I'm writing. It's due tomorrow.

:7


I'll go find the poem...

thanks a lot. :)

get from me.

Sorry about that.

Redstone

:)

:*

:blush:

:silly:

the tongue will cost ya extra!!! :P

:)

:)

COLLEGE FOOTBALL!

:D



Mistletoe, huh? It's been a while for me. Which works for you?



or





;)

:)

That's what I was hoping you'd say, darlin'!

:loveya:



How've you been? Missed you, cowboy!

:hug:

I was hoping I'd run into you one of the days or nights.

I'm not too bad. Just procrastinating some schoolwork etc. Watching the second season of Reno 911. :)

:rofl:

Now I :loveya: even more!

:D

he seriously reminds me of Garcia. :)

on members of your team every once in a while. Now that is skill! :)

I have no objections to giving the occasional hug or peck to decent men every now and then.

:shrug:

You know a hug a peck and bushel around the neck:D

:shrug:

I love you a bushel and peck
A bushel and peck and a hug around the neck
A hug around the neck and a barrel and a heap
A barrel and a heap and I'm talking in my sleep
About you, about you

Cause I love you a bushel and a peck
You bet your pretty neck, I do
Doodle, oodle, oodle, doodle, oodle, oodle, doodle, oodle, oodle oo
I love you a bushel and peck
A bushel and peck though you make my heart a wreck
Make my heart a wreck and you make my life a mess
Make my life a mess, yes
A mess of happiness
About you, about you

Cause I love you a bushel and a peck
You bet your pretty neck, I do
Doodle, oodle, oodle, doodle, oodle, oodle, doodle, oodle, oodle oo
I love you a bushel and peck
A bushel and peck and it beats me all to heck
Beats me all to heck and I'll never tend the farm
Never tend the farm when I wanna keep my arm
About you, about you

Cause I love you a bushel and a peck
You bet your pretty neck, I do
Doodle, oodle, oodle, doodle, oodle, oodle, doodle, oodle, oodle oo

I've never heard that one before. Thanks for educating me. :hug:

:)

:thumbsup:

yeah, I'm not too bad. Sure, my apartment smells like formaldehyde (sp) and I have some guy's severed a head in my fridge, but other than that I'm pretty cool.

On a serious note, it's in my nature to be a good guy, outside of athletic competition, I do not have a mean bone in my body. :) I sometimes wish I did though, but, oh well... :)

The Rethugs have plenty of them.

I get by ok with my sweetness anyway. :)

:loveya:

lucky. :)

Three hours later and you drank too much.
What you allways wanted aint the way it ends up.
You wake up in the mornining and see you've done it again.
The chick laying next to you is ugly as sin :D

Michael PS Hayes - three hours later.

Nothing like quoting one of the Fabulous Freebirds to make a thread complete. :)

that's from Lola.... my lil pomeranian.

:)

Better than a poke in the eye.

eh...I'm not a traditionalist

Cause I saw you with that garlic dip...

Are they smelly?