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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 01:59 AM
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What rank should I be in the War on Christmas?
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:41 AM
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1. Sarge.... You sound like a good sarge.....
Me, I wanna be a foot soldier so I can capture as many baby jesus's as I can.....
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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:52 AM
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2. I'm thinking Lt. Colonel
Should I join the War On Christmas now, and avoid the draft?
:shrug:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:58 AM
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4. Join now and be an officer!
get drafted later and put up with the enlisted bullshit!
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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 03:06 AM
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7. Why did it take so long for The War on Christmas to start?
Were liberals lacking the proper intel? Did they pander to the Weapons Ornament Inspectors? Were they waiting for that smoking gun to turn into a mushroom pizza?

BrigaBigRear Falwell never mentioned it a year ago. But now, we're in the middle of a full scale war.

:shrug:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 03:11 AM
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8. Those in charge of the War on Christmas
were in top secret clandestine negotiations with Haliburton and the Carlyle Group.
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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 03:13 AM
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10. Ahhh....they're planning to "rebuild" Christmas
I get it now.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:54 AM
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3. General
'Cause you are the supreme commander in this here war! :patriot:
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 03:05 AM
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5. I wanna be Commander of Demolitions!
Find and blow the shit out of those really horrible outdoor displays. :D
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Err Donating Member (887 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 03:12 AM
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9. I would also like to work demolitions!
Blow those damn displays to hell!
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 03:06 AM
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6. Hey would I technically be a double agent?
Since I go to church and am a democrat- I hope Rove doesn't out me.
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