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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:19 AM
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I wanna eat another DUer.


But I never know which fork to use. How awkward.


See...where's the "DUer fork"?!
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:22 AM
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1. What a shame!
You'll either have to improvise.......

Or forget eating a DU'er......

:kick:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:23 AM
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2. Which course would said DUer be?
You work your utensils from the outside in, y'know.

And may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the British Navy. Absolutely none. And when I say 'none,' I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:24 AM
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4. Oh, look, another party invitation from the Donners...
...
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:23 AM
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3. Looks up in the sky and winks at higher power
It's so hard to be good. Must resist naming names LOL.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:25 AM
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5. Oh, come on now!
You know you wanna name names! :evilgrin:
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:26 AM
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6. Well ...
Edited on Sun Dec-04-05 02:26 AM by DanCa
I figure those in the know, know, ya know :evilgrin:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:27 AM
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7. Yeah, I know.
:evilgrin:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:31 AM
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8. *Psst SeattleGirl*.........
The OP means the *um* other kind of ....you know....doesn't he?

I am so fucking naive sometimes......:rofl:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:32 AM
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9. Hmmmmm.
Gosh, Peggy, I don't know. I'm such an innocent, you know! :rofl:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:35 AM
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12. You are cracking me up, my dear SeattleGirl!
Innocent, my ass!

PM me the truth, will ya?

Thanks.......I hate like anything not getting these jokes!

:rofl:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:41 AM
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17. You doubt my innocence, darlin' Miss Peggy?
:rofl:
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 03:32 AM
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38. Here innocene is divine i can attest to that
Shines and polishes SG Halo.
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:33 AM
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10. LOL. Now the question is are t hey served with syrup or
peanut butter and jelly. hey its all finger lickin good :evilgrin: :hug:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:39 AM
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16. Whipped cream!
:evilgrin:
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:44 AM
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27. LOL..
Headlocks and noogies. with crushed nuts or with out?
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 03:00 AM
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33. hey can we add sliced banannas cherries and chocolate syrup to the cream?
Edited on Sun Dec-04-05 03:01 AM by DanCa
:evilgrin:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 03:20 AM
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34. If that's what you'd like!
:evilgrin:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:34 AM
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11. Where is the steak knife
and the crab fork?
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:35 AM
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13. Screw the fork
Just start gnawing away. :P
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:37 AM
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14. I find it easier to start with a spoon....
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:38 AM
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15. I thought you liked finger food!
:rofl:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:41 AM
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19. Only if dipped in Honey......
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:42 AM
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21. dipped in honey and thrown to the lesbians?
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:43 AM
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25. There is a web site for that.....
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:43 AM
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23. I've got some honey
:evilgrin:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:50 AM
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32. Is it just right for dippin'
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 03:21 AM
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35. Finger lickin' good!
:rofl:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 03:25 AM
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36. Now that....
Is the way I like it...
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 03:35 AM
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39. Don't I know it!
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:41 AM
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18. Technically, I prefer my tongue
:9
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:42 AM
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22. Another thing we have in common.....
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:47 AM
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29. It just keeps getting spookier
:scared:
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:43 AM
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24. Ah you know it so "hard' to be pure on some nights.
Edited on Sun Dec-04-05 02:43 AM by DanCa
Buffy your a great person dont ever change. The board be borring without you. :hug:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:46 AM
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28. Thanks DanCa
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:42 AM
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20. And just where would a spoon go, my dear WC?
:evilgrin:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:44 AM
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26. Probe around the plate...
Until it finds the right spot...
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:48 AM
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30. Oh yes.......
I hear that, loud and clear........:rofl: :evilgrin: :spank: :spank:
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Err Donating Member (887 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 02:48 AM
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31. Don't eat me!
I'm small and I heard I wouldn't taste all that good...

:silly:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 03:28 AM
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37. Oh, my mind immediately "went there" when I read that.
Of course, I get here and find out you are apparently a well mannered cannibal. Don't forget to fold your napkin in your lap, not on the table. Elbows off the table too.:evilgrin:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 03:36 AM
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40. Time for dessert
Edited on Sun Dec-04-05 03:41 AM by southlandshari
And I think it would be best if you all ate your pie in private just this once.

:evilgrin:
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