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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 03:24 AM
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I have this pain in my ass...
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 03:34 AM
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1. Well duh, somebody glued tacks on your toilet seat
:shrug:
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 03:48 AM
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4. I don't see any glue . . .
Hint, hint, hint.

;)
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 03:36 AM
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2. Quick, sue Home Depot
It must be their fault...
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 03:46 AM
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3. Those go in the wall to hold pictures up not on the toilet seat.
Ouch. That would really hurt if you actually sat on it. Sounds like you did. I would imagine it's time to break out a hand held mirror and look at your own ass for a while. I do this often for no real reason except I like to look at mine just to "be sure." I'm not sure of what though. Just want to "be sure" it's still there I guess. :shrug:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 12:02 PM
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6. I have an ugly ass.
It frightens me.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:22 PM
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11. Well, mine used to frighten me too, but then
I learned to love it. Now, I look every now and again just for the hell of it. Some people find it rather gross, but it helps to keep in touch with it. After all, it is our main output device. :D
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 03:50 AM
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5. Attention ~ Glue clean-up needed stall # 9 ...
Ouch!
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 12:03 PM
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7. That is one dark and stormy smiley...
yikes.
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 12:05 PM
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8. talk about a "tacky" toilet seat
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tim2204 Donating Member (48 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 12:42 PM
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9. HOW MANY TIMES
Do i have to tell you that you never buy a toilet seat from S.and M. are US.
LMAO:yoiks:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 01:06 PM
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10. But, but
It was a great deal, buy 5 whips and get the seat free.
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 09:55 PM
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12. Geez - does that de-flate one' s rear
or plump it up? :silly:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 01:57 AM
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13. it gives it a poked look.
:P
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:19 AM
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14. So THAT'S the real *
BWAAAAAAAA.....:rofl:
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