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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 12:14 PM
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Logic 101
A lazy dog is a slow pup
A slope up is an inclined plane
An ink-lined plane is a sheet of writing paper.

Therefore, a lazy dog is a sheet of writing paper.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 12:20 PM
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1. Your logic is *um* impeccable, my dear HawkerHurricane!
So tell me, please.....WHY am I laughing?


:rofl:
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 12:37 PM
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2. love it....that reads some the way
proof that girls are evil reads
funny but oh so wrong
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 12:41 PM
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3. God is love.
Love is blind.

Ray Charles is blind.

Ray Charles is God.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 12:47 PM
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4. Let's test an old saying by working backwards
Clapton is God
Clapton is British
God is British

Nope...Ray Charles it is. :D

'cos if God were British, he/she/it/whatever would have done something about the food. :o
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 01:34 PM
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5. It is not well established
that Clapton is God. I'd be more likely to start with Elvis is God. Or Mojo Nixon is God.

In any event, I screwed up the syllogism, by extending it to four propositions, rather than three. Completely illogical. :(
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