Funny story about sex

This last week at school, we had the annual sex talk with our 5th graders. We bring in two retired doctors and put the boys in one room and the girls in another and the docs do a great job.

BTW, all parents are given the opportunity to opt their kids out of this activity.

Anyhow, one of the boys got sick and fainted. Turns out he had the flu. But he is okay now.

Afterwards, one of the other boys was telling me about John fainting. He said "Yeah, Mrs. P, the doctor was telling us all about S-E-X (yes, he spelled it out) and as soon as he mentioned that word 'VAGINA', John fainted!"

LOL Some days (most actually) I really do love working with kids.

What a great story!!!

I am quite impressed that this school district is teaching the virtues of sex and anatomy... quite impressive. :hi:

It's in our curriculum. But I think we go it one better by asking the docs to do the talk.

And I am still laughing. Poor boys - I guess it's never too young to learn to fear that vagina.
:rofl:

" FEAR THE VAGINA"!!!!

I'm dying over here!!! :rofl:

by another teen boy... how long does sex take/last? She told him anywhere from 30 seconds to two hours. He looked stunned. The men on the staff are afraid that she has condemned him to a life of performance anxiety.

I fainted.

Don't do that again, please...

Almost fainted myself....

I saw the same thing.

I guess it's a good thing you weren't in on this class with the doctors.

LOL

Shhh! My sainted mother is listening.

I had to collect a bunch of kids' test papers from a Pop Quiz our history teacher sprung on us. One question had the answer, "Virginia." One boy misspelled it.

I guess I don't have to say how it was misspelled.

Blue Oyster Cult....

(I remember that day) I noticed with my kids it was promoted by cosmetic company - they got samples of deoderant etc - wtf?

I don't think the kids got samples of anything this year.

Kids can be pretty funny.

This is gold! Pure gold!
:rofl: :P

But I did spell it rather than say it. LOL

You know he's going to get teased about this for years!

But he is a nice well adjusted kid. He could end up laughing about it.

That would be terrible.

"Especially for Boys" (The girls saw the same film strip, but with the word "Girls" substited for "Boys"). There was to be question and answer session with the nurse afterwards. I knew in advance that I would have to cut out during the question and answer session to go to my piano lesson. So I had to go to our old principal, Mrs. Meili, and ask permission to leave. I was slightly embarrassed due to the nature of the film, but MOST OF ALL, because I KNEW she would think I was leaving early because I "couldn't take" the sexual information; which made me all the more nervous and embarrassed because I hate people thinking an embarrassing untruth about me even more than an embarrassing truth. I was a wreck when I asked her permission to leave. It was a no win situation for me.