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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 04:19 PM
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What's the oddest first name for a kid you've run into?
I teach, so I see a lot.

Dax and Dorcas stick out in my mind for some reason.

Dorcas was a girl whose fundamentalist parents wanted to use a biblical name, but there are only so many choices and most of them are used to death in the church, so in order to be semi-original, they chose Dorcas.

She is probably still in therapy.

Anybody got worse?
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 04:21 PM
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1. Urea..
:(
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Clarkansas Donating Member (701 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 10:58 PM
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72. Two sisters named Leather and Metallica
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 04:26 PM
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2. I went to school with girls named Sparkle, Bubbles and Sunshine
Those'd be okay names for pets, but kids should get names that sound reasonable in an adult profession that doesn't involve pasties.
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eeyore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 04:31 PM
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6. Damn, were you homeschooled on the road with The Dead?
Bubbles? :rofl:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 04:32 PM
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7. Worse, suburban public school when the hippies grew up & started breeding.
:scared:
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eeyore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 04:59 PM
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12. You Californicators are wacky!
Up here in Oregon we stick to nice names like Tree (yes I know one of those).
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 05:41 PM
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20. I knew a Tree
Probably the singular most amazing person I've ever known — the kind of woman you wanted to marry within five minutes of meeting her.

And, in line with Horus45's post below, I once saw a Chlamydia in the birth announcements. :eyes:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:10 PM
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141. I knew a Sunshine at a Jr. College in Oakland.
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Horus45 Donating Member (317 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 04:27 PM
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3. The woman who named her daughter Syphilus...
She pronounced it as Si-phil-us.

Oh, and when I was in High School I had a female classmate named
Lasagna Watson.
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 07:37 PM
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46. Yep,
my mom's OB-GYN told her years ago he'd had a woman who named her twins THAT and Gonora. She'd heard the words in his office and thought they were pretty.

:eyes:
fsc
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 01:09 AM
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80. my college roommate went by "Cheese"
Since I'm "Mike" and there's a million Mikes, when I'd order pizza, I'd use his name. I called one time and when they asked for my name and I said "Cheese" they hung up on me.
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I_love_SNL Donating Member (51 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 06:21 PM
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172. Cheese Luise!
(that was intended as a pun. I'ts rather punny!!!:rofl:
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eeyore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 04:29 PM
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4. Nimrod
Edited on Sun Dec-04-05 04:29 PM by eeyore
I taught a kid named Nimrod once.

He was from from Israel, so it may be Hebrew. :shrug:

But, damn, that's just not right here. :rofl:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 05:04 PM
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14. Nimrod was a Biblical king.
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yewberry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 04:30 PM
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5. Yes.
I just googled it (just the first name) and came up with 15 hits, all about this one person.

Imagine the only person with your name. Wow.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 04:34 PM
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8. Advice to parents:
When you pick a name for a child, play around with it a bit.

"President Dorcas Smith"

"Chairman Nimrod Rosenblum"

"Doctor Bubbles Pound"

"Judge Syphilis F Christ"

"Sir Urea King"
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 04:37 PM
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10. Agreed.
And if can't resist the wierd name, pair it with a normal one so Dr. Bubbles can be Dr. B. Anne Pound if she wants.
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lakemonster11 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 07:53 PM
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48. That's my plan.
I like a lot of unusual names (Andromache, Hero, Jadzia, Blane, Caleb, Lysander, etc.), but my plan is to use the more unusual ones as middle names paired with more common first names. The less unusual ones I might use as first names, but then I would choose more standard middle names that the kid could decide to use if he or she didn't like having an unusual name.

My name is very common, so I'd like to give my kids more unique names, but I also don't want them to feel like freaks. I would never, for example, name my daughter Nike, even though I love that name, because everyone in the the US would pronounce it "NY-Kee" instead of "NEE-kee" and think she was named after the athletics company.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 04:36 PM
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9. "Del Monte" - no joke.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3268161.stm

Materialistic baboons want to name their children after a corporate trademark and not pay the corporation a just due pittance?! (we'll see that happen next...)
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 04:47 PM
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11. I went to school with a girl whose parents were
former Hippies, or Hippy wannabees, I dunno. The girl was named Echo in the Dawn Mist. And then of course, she had a normalish last name like Smith or Brown or Jones or something. So, 'Echo in the Dawn Mist Wagner.'

We just called her Echo.
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lakemonster11 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 07:57 PM
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50. Echo isn't bad
I mean, at least "Echo" was a nymph, so it's meant as a girl's name, anyway.

"Echo in the Mist" is beyond weird, though.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 01:28 PM
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113. Happy Tillya Amnesty Rainbow
I was in the Army with a guy from Humboldt county he knew a whole family of hippies with names like that. One was named "Even" because he made it even 2 boys and 2 girls...or something like that.
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colinmom71 Donating Member (616 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 09:43 AM
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159. Went to school with a girl named Happy...
Unfortunately, her last name was Neal. Care to guess how many McDonald's jokes were made at her expense?
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eeyore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 05:00 PM
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13. I went to school with Cinnamon Rose Parfait
Edited on Sun Dec-04-05 05:01 PM by eeyore
Everone at school called her Peanut Buster Parfait like the dessert at Dairy Queen.

Damn.
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 05:25 PM
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15. "Female" (pronounced fee-mally')
At Grady Hospital in Atlanta when I worked there in my college days. The parents thought that the doctor named her when they saw "Female Jones" on the birth certificate.

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StellaBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:17 PM
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56. yep
I know one of these, too - NOT an urban legend. I have a friend who is a teacher who had one of these in her class.
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:36 PM
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63. I actually saw more than one "Female".
I worked in the pediatric emergency clinic (Poison Control Center) at Grady. I didn't get it until I saw the name in writing. A young, beautiful, Emory pediatric resident, who's name was Margaret, explained it to me.

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spindrifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 11:05 PM
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74. There are quite a few kids with the names
Female and Male. Guess that the birth certificates had to get turned in before the moms made up their minds.
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Ekirh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 05:26 PM
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16. Cinnamon N/T
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Saphire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:30 PM
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128. I once saw Syniman...took me a while to figure it out.
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Xithras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 05:26 PM
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17. Friendship
Yes, another poor child of hippies. Her full name was Friendship Peace Cunningham, and I dated her for a while in HS. As I understand it, she changed her name to Jennifer the moment she turned 18.
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 05:38 PM
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18. That's pretty bad...
I was a hippie myself and some friends of mine named their little boy "Riverdove". (Seemed like a good idea at the time).
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:25 PM
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60. The Puritans used names like Faith, Charity, etc.
There were probably a few Friendships in Puritan New England too.
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:07 PM
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139. my mom is "Hope"
true, it's her middle name, but that's what she goes by.
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Evergreen Emerald Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 05:40 PM
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19. Harry Butts
Married Rosie...








































actually, I made that up.
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:01 PM
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21. Here is a real one: Ima Hogg (1882 - 1975)
Miss Ima was the daughter of Texas governor James Steven Hogg. And contrary to urban legend, Ima Hogg did not have a sister named Ura.

http://www.famoustexans.com/imahogg.htm


Miss Ima Hogg
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Evergreen Emerald Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:47 PM
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64. oh that is awful.
How about Annetta Dick?
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mzteris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:49 PM
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147. I knew of an Anita Dick
- she was married to Nobel J. Dick.......
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:05 PM
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136. There's an OB/GYN in Fairfax, Virginia
named Harry C. Beaver. http://www.hcbmdbom.medem.com/

he's retired now, but he delivered several of my friends, and he used the name "Harry" so that's what's on their birth certificates.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:47 PM
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146. OMG!
:rofl:
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:15 PM
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22. Tom.
It wouldn't have been ramarkable if his last name hadn't been "Morrow."
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:16 PM
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23. A girl - Darius Mercury
Her brother is named Bannick.
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lakemonster11 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:00 PM
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51. I knew a boy when I was little named Darius.
His family was from Iran, so they had named him after the Persian kings.

It seems like a weird girl's name.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:02 PM
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52. I have know a couple boys named Darius.
This would be the first girl.
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lakemonster11 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:08 PM
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54. It seems like "Daria" would be the obvious female equivalent.
It's like naming your daughter "Harold" instead of "Harriet."
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:18 PM
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57. Well her parents are
pretty strange.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 01:10 AM
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81. I know a female Darius, too!
Her last name is an "M" name, too. For a second, I thought we had a "six degrees" thing going on.
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suzbaby Donating Member (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:21 PM
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24. Gene Pool
He went to my high school. His parents must have had a sick sense of humor.
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StellaBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:26 PM
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25. OH, yeah - try these
My mom is a legal secretary and she swears (this is admittedly secondhand, you see, but my mom is not inclined to exaggerate or lie - very by-the-book, my mother) that two children in a recent divorce were named 'Lemonjello' and 'Orangejello' - pronounced 'Li-mon-ji-low' and 'Or-an-ji-low'. No shit.

I also have a friend who is a teacher who once had a student named 'Female' - pronouced 'Fe-mall-ay' like 'tamale' - apparently the mother thought she had already been named because her tag said 'Female Smith' or whatever. :shrug:
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momophile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:28 PM
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26. I've heard of two other Dorcas' nt
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momophile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:31 PM
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28. remember years ago when David Letterman...
did shows on different cities icluding Denver? He did his top ten list of ten worst real names in Colorado. And #2 was a guy that I knew - Harry Dix.

#1 was Mary Christmas.
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blockhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:46 PM
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38. I knew of a Harry Dix
he lived in Williston, North Dakota
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JohnnyCougar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 09:17 PM
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65. Was that the list he got Dick Assman off of?
He really played that out for a while. Dick Assman from Regina, Saskatchewan.

It was hilarious.
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AtomicKitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 06:16 AM
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97. Hey, they have an Asman on Faux News.
Come to think of it, they have several assmen.
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AtomicKitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 06:17 AM
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98. Justin Thyme
My son briefly thought of changing his middle name which is Nicholas to Skywalker. Very briefly.
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StellaBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:30 PM
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27. also, I went to school with:
Annazette

Sinatra (first name)

Telkia

La'Kika

Elizabeth Taylor

James Bond (who was Native American ?!)

Michael Murphy

Clovis Shantel (first and middle names)

and others that I now cannot remember.
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momophile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:35 PM
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29. Candy Cain was our real estate agent once nt
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:40 PM
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31. I knew a "Candy Barr" and a "Paige Turner" in college.
There used to be a "Rusty Butt" in the phone book, as well as a "James Kirk." I know because, um, er, I did some prank calls as a kid.
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momophile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:37 PM
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30. and I knew of a Lake and his sister Brook...
Trout. In Minnesota, of course.
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:40 PM
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32. Brud.
Edited on Sun Dec-04-05 06:40 PM by Ladyhawk
I thought the kid's name was "Brad," but no, it was "Brud." Hmmm.
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Earth_First Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:41 PM
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33. An Aunt from my father's fundamentalist side of the family...
has taken up naming their children after firearm manufacturer's:

Wes,Remmy,Smith, and Colt.

I sh*t you not, folks.
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:43 PM
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34. Swindell. n/t
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momophile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:44 PM
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35. I almost forgot Justin Case! nt
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spindrifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 11:07 PM
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75. And there is Justin Thyme.
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Giant Robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:45 PM
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36. This may just be an urban legend
but my sister-in-law swears that there is someone that goes to a clinic she worked out named Shithead, prounced Shuh-theed. She said she thought it was prank the new girl, but then saw the medicaid card and assorted paperwork and it was real. I dunno....
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:16 PM
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142. YES! My great-uncle taught a student with that name.
It's no urban legend.

Now, I heard that story, and went, :wtf:
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bmbmd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:45 PM
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37. Why you ask, Two Dogs Humping?
Actually, the best man at my wedding was Erastus Cicero Payne III.
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purr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 07:12 PM
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39. My mom has a friend named Dorcas.. I still laugh
when I see her name pop up on the caller id.
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 07:15 PM
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40. I was only 19 when I had my first son.
And studying acting. So, I named him "Arlechino" after a 15th Century Commedia figure, a trickster, the one that got the money AND the girls just before he was run out of town. "Arlo" for short.

And, he STILL speaks to me.

lol
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 07:18 PM
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42. Hi sfexpat.
I'm glad your son isn't holding a grudge.

:hi:
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 07:20 PM
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43. He's a really cool guy.
But, you never know when they will turn.

:)
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 07:17 PM
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41. Dick
Kidding.

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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 07:28 PM
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44. The most striking name I've ever encountered is
Noble Stern. An actual person, related to an aquaintance of mine. What kind of parents would hang a name like that on their kid? He looks it, too.
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carpetbagger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 07:33 PM
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45. There's a whole website of 'em, funniest..website..ever
I really do mean that it's the funniest website I've ever seen.

http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 10:56 PM
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71. SCATMAN
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:44 PM
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144. OMFG....
"How about Lou? When I was in England, I heard that name and it seemed to have a little tinkle to it. Randy is good too.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

*takes a breath*

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 07:44 PM
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47. A family of kids that went to Lanier, my old HS....
named their kids Dallas, Houston, and Austin.

:eyes:

fsc
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 07:55 PM
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49. Yushismita
A girl named by a mom who traveled to India and got sucked into one of those commercial gurus. She later regretted naming her daughter that way.
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woofless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:04 PM
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53. My first grandson is named Talon
He's a sharp little feller.
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lakemonster11 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:12 PM
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55. Are his parents Star Wars fans?
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woofless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:27 PM
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61. Not especially.
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:21 PM
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58. Dorcas is a Greek name
It means "gazelle."
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 06:46 PM
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134. It still sounds bad in English
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DebJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:25 PM
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59. Richard (i.e. Dick) Head...name was on a mortgage application
when I worked for a mortgage company twenty years ago in Maryland. We looked him up in the phone book, and he was listed.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:33 PM
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62. Three-in-One
as was his father and grandfather.

He is Three-in-One III.
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Sacajawea Donating Member (797 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 09:36 PM
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66. Minor Bishop.
This was the name of a man who belonged to the same hiking group in NY that I did. Sometimes I wonder just what parents are thinking (or what they are using in lieu of brains) when they saddle children with such albatrosses. As if growing up isn't hard enough for most kids.
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haydukelives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 10:05 PM
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67. Hill
Tree hugger couple I knew named their boy
Hill
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spacelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 10:12 PM
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68. Mike Hunt
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 10:16 PM
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69. ROTC classmate Napoleon Bonaparte "Jackson" (last name changed)
Called him Napoleon.
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ucmike Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 10:18 PM
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70. we have "skye blue rainbow" in our family
yeah. i know.

and her last name is hyphenated because her dad had an ethnic last name so he used our family name so people wouldn't stereotype him...then hyphenated it for his kids. i guess he didn't care if they got stereotyped. (fyi, he was never stereotyped, people treated him poorly because he was an asshole)

my brother teaches 4th grade. he has a "Jihad" in his class. the kids parents are american muslims. i guess they don't have a whole lot of concern for how he gets treated, either.
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 05:24 PM
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166. God, how cruel is that?
"Well Jihad, do you want us to beat you up now or after homeroom?"

:eyes:
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 11:00 PM
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73. Rugathurd
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GrumpyGreg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 11:08 PM
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76. I went to school with a Dorcas many ,manyyears ago. That's not
a bad name.
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 01:07 AM
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79. Dorcas? Dork? Dorky? Even if the word "dork" wasn't an insult, it would
still be less than mellifluous.

I liked the girl I met named Dorcas too. It's just the name that was unfortunate.
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 06:21 AM
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99. Dorcas is from classical Greek pastoral lit.
Went into English via the Renaissance poets. And sounded silly there. lol
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 11:26 PM
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77. LaTrina. What the hell did she use for a nickname, "John?"
Redstone
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 11:28 PM
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78.  Addisson,
A guy I know named his kids after the streets around wriggley field.
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 01:20 AM
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82. Bunny. And if you can believe it, he was a "Jr."
yup...Bunny Sr. Named his kid Bunny. They went to a church we attended in Maryland. On Easter sunday as the parishiners filed out greeting the Reverend, he was forced to say...and i am not making this up....


"Happy Easter.....Bunny"
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LibDemAlways Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 01:26 AM
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83. There was a kid in a
school I taught at twenty years ago named Arpad, a perfectly good Hungarian name. That kid suffered mightily, though, as the other kids routinely made fun of him, croaking "Arpad" like a frog and adding "ribbit, ribbit." The poor kid was always on the verge of tears.

My advice to parents: Give your kid a name that won't become excess baggage. Life is hard enough.
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 01:25 PM
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112. I knew a Hungarian family with an Arpad,
a Kristof, a Gabor (boy) and a girl named Emese (pronounced Emmesheh). They were all fabulous soccer players and all-around athletes so I don't think they had too many difficulties.

Of course we all lived in the Little Hungary section of Somerset and New Brunswick, NJ.
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 01:46 AM
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84. I worked with a Gidget. nt
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ChoralScholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:14 AM
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85. I have a kid in class
whose first name is Declan. Apparently Declan was a saint in the Anglican church.

On a related note, I have a girl in class whose last name is Queer. Poor kid.
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:49 AM
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89. Elvis Costello's real name is Declan McManus.
I like that name.
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:58 AM
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91. Costello traded the clunky for the stupid
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 03:34 AM
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92. That's blasphemy!!
Heathen!
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 06:44 PM
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132. I amend: half tacky, half stupid
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 06:45 PM
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133. it makes me wonder if his second choice wasn't "Jethro Abbott"
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:56 AM
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90. as long as she didn't marry a guy named Bates
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wickerwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:26 AM
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94. That's a pretty common Irish name.
I knew a couple Declans when I lived there.
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:38 AM
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86. Humphrey
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:44 AM
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87. Bobby
When I was 8 I ran into him and knocked 2 teeth out.

I don't think I've run into any other kids, so I guess that would have to be it.
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:48 AM
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88. Not kids, but
the principal at a friend's daughters high school was , I kid you not, Mr. Dickoff.


There was a guy who I met years ago named Climax Higgins ... now that's a real spur of the moment name.

:bounce:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:02 AM
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93. I haven't run into any kids yet.


I have always been able to swerve at the last minute.

It appears my fellow DUers here have not been as fortunate. Though, I shudder to think how many kids one would have to run into before coming up with a "Dorcas," or some such.


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wickerwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:47 AM
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95. Muffin Lord.
She was my dean in college. She was about 50 and probably could have changed it if she'd wanted to, but I guess she just decided to be a sport about it.

In the U.S., I also taught a Buttercup.

But the hands down goofiest names I've heard have been since I started teaching in China.

These include:
MyCyan
D-Blink
hmily (not a mispelling- an abbreviation for How much I love you)
Jelifen
Nikle
English
Cindarelly
Aufusisi
Duoduo (pronounced doo doo)
Weinberg
Flion
Sky, Winter, Crystal, Gucci (all men)
Bogart
Passion (a five year old girl. The mother got it from Sex and the City. She was trying to spell "Patience".)
Tempter (a man)
Duckla (a man)

Many, many more...

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regnaD kciN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 06:05 AM
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96. I once heard of a boy named Marion...
Marion Morrison, to be exact.

He became an actor, and wound up changing his name...to "John Wayne."

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Tari Donating Member (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:52 AM
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100. Kid w/ first name Mister. And another whose first, middle & last names
were all colors. His first name was Golden.
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 09:13 AM
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101. I knew a guy with 2 daughters - Allegro and Adagio
he was a musician.
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 01:21 PM
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110. He obviously doesn't understand Italian
The "o" ending is masculine. "A" is feminine.

The correct names for his daughters should be Allegra and Adagia.
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windlight Donating Member (337 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 09:15 AM
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102. Smokey Knight
I kid you not... Smokey in-and-of its self isn't bad and neither is the last name all the uncommon, but come on... this poor kid...
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 01:19 PM
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109. Does she have a sibling named Pips? n/t
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windlight Donating Member (337 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 12:08 PM
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161. but Smokey was a he.
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Lumily Donating Member (225 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:32 AM
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103. Aquaneta.
She was a senior in high school when I was a freshman. She said her mother named her after Aqua Net hairspray. Her mother literally had a two foot tall beehive.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:36 AM
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104. Tequila! I have known 2 girls by that name!
Also when I worked in the courthouses doing title work, I came across strange names. My fave was Loyal Stoner. I kid you not!
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:50 AM
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105. Antjuan
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 12:02 PM
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106. Bich
Vietnamese girl's name, apparently

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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 12:03 PM
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107. Gravel
Yes, like wee pebble-y driveway covering. x(
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_testify_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 12:04 PM
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108. Tequila, and Legit...n/t
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Left_Winger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 01:23 PM
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111. As a teacher I encounter many unique names as well
my favorite: Wendy Anne Rainey.
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 01:33 PM
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114. My aunt is named Dorcas. Unusual but not unknown here the south.
I think it means gazelle in Hebrew.
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 01:34 PM
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115. Crayon
Her last name was Brown.

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woo me with science Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:34 PM
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116. Senator
I've also met kids named Sir and Mister (first names)
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:41 PM
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117. Thor.
Edited on Mon Dec-05-05 02:42 PM by youthere
Thor Fleischman. Seriously. He got hit A LOT.
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conflictgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:47 PM
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118. I know someone who named all of her kids unusual names
The most unusual was the youngest, a boy named D'Artagnan. They call him "Tag" for short. I hate to even mention it because I know she's online (not here but it's possible it could get back to her). She's a VERY nice person, but I have to say that was a pretty odd name to me.

One of my friends that I've known since kindergarten named her daughter MaKena Danae. Notice the weird capitalization pattern in that first name, too.
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:06 PM
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138. it's a classic name
were the other boys named Athos, Porthos, and Aramis?
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satireV Donating Member (497 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:50 PM
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119. Back in the 1940s and 50s, interns were allowed to name children
who they delivered for the indigent.

The indigent were of course ill educated so 20 years later the hospitals would start seeing people named.

Urethra
Ovary
Fallopian
Testes
Langerhans

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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:59 PM
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120. I knew of a Mercedes Benz in high school
Edited on Mon Dec-05-05 03:00 PM by WildEyedLiberal
There are these two siblings in my town: the boy, Thunder, and his sister, Pepsi Nicola.

There's another family that named all their kids after guns AND Indian tribes (first and middle names). There's Winchester Dakota, Baretta Lakota, and Remington Cheyanne. Winchester is the only boy.
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 03:37 PM
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121. Pussy
And she didn't eat cat food either. :shrug:
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 03:42 PM
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122. Squirrelisha & Jermajesty
Saw Squirrelisha in the Portland Oregonian a couple years ago. Haven't seen anything touch it since.

Jermajesty is Jermaine Jackson's kid's name. Dumbass.
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Rob H. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 03:54 PM
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123. Marvalista
No, I'm not kidding. She and I had the same homeroom in high school.
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 03:55 PM
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124. I was once acquainted with Pepper and Speara Minte...
I know, that's pretty bad. But including people I've never personally met, I gotta go with the Pittsburgh Steelers' Plaxico Buress. I mean, Plaxico? Seriously?
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:18 PM
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143. THAT is just hysterical!
Pepper Minte! Speara Minte!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Dead_Parrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:02 PM
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125. "Depressed Cupboard Cheesecake"
The child of a couple in the UK. Poor bastard... The most unusual I've actually met is probably Merlin, but he quite likes it.
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MN ChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:17 PM
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126. Squirrelisha
Someone posted here that they had seen evidence of a kid named that. :scared::yoiks:
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:17 PM
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127. Princeton
His dad was a grad, and was proud of it I guess...
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Saphire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:31 PM
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129. o.k. not only giving a child a wierd name, but spelling it wierd, too.
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:34 PM
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130. storm and raindrop...and neither of their parents are weather forecasters
:shrug:
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BreweryYardRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:42 PM
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131. One unfortunate underclassman at my HS was named...
Nagash. Admittedly, the kid was Middle Eastern, but I still found it amusing/pitiable.

And if we're allowed to extend this to adults, one of my professors is named Precious.
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 06:47 PM
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135. Branch, Huckle, Blue,
and....Rani Day...and her sister, something or other Rainbow :)
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:10 PM
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140. I knew a "Branch".
Branch Bernard Burton III
We called him "Bee Bee".
:-)
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:06 PM
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137. Radio
Radio Johnson.
He was born when radio was the rage.
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mzteris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:44 PM
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145. Scartisha n/t
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Bzzzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 08:41 PM
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148. Oscar...
jeeez...just think what comes to mind???
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 08:57 PM
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149. Ora, middle name Lee. Really.
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hopein08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 10:26 PM
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150. Get this...a kid in my high school class was SEYMOUR BUTTS...
he went by Andy Butts, needless to say.

Last I heard he had gone to West Point and was doing extremely well there.
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 05:28 PM
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167. We had one too.
Only he went by Wally.

Wouldn't YOU?
fsc
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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 10:50 PM
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151. TriAnthony. CatWoman loves that name.
But there's only one of him.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 12:08 AM
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152. Randy Mann was a friend of my eldest brother
He went to England, and never returned ;)
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CC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 12:57 AM
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153. Sandy
Edited on Tue Dec-06-05 12:57 AM by CC
Crank and the grands swore it was a crank call and hung up on him. A very real person that worked with my mom, and he had the sexiest voice I have ever heard from a man.


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ariesgem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 05:38 AM
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154. I knew 2 sisters named
Nana and Lady
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laylah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 06:03 AM
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155. Have a friend in Colorado
who named her kids Kia, Zephyr, Barak, and Komette.
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 06:15 AM
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156. These are real. I can only remember four out of six but they are
truly real:

Fire In The Belly of the Lord

Maranatha Jubilee

Hallelujah Amen

Sojourner Fortruth

there are two more but I forgot. my mom was a librarian and so I know this stuff. Their parents' name? Jill and Tom Lee.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 06:17 AM
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157. yurbud
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 11:59 AM
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160. It's my read name backwards: DuBruy
not
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cmd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 07:22 AM
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158. Blaize, Zowie, Aliscaya or Blaze, Zoey, Alicia
Teachers do get some with odd names don't we? One of my fellow teachers named his daughter Keisha Butts, Angel Fish was a student in another building; buy our all time favorite was Dickie Large whose name always appeared on class list as Large Dickie. I have a nephew Dax. His mom was a fan of a rock star by that name.
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Horus45 Donating Member (317 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 12:11 PM
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162. I used to work with a woman whose first name was "Pornpen".
She was from one of those Baltic countries.
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Cathyclysmic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 12:14 PM
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163. Floyota....
knew a lady that named her child after two things....

1) The baby daddy's name (floyd)

2) and where she was conceived (a Toyota)

Floyota...oh what a terrible feeling....
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Chalco Donating Member (817 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 12:17 PM
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164. Kfearless nt
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 12:25 PM
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165. Latrina
A daughter of an alcoholic.
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 05:31 PM
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168. reprehensor used to work with a girl
named "Harnjing Puni" at some telemarketing company he worked at.

They were supposed to give their names before they went into their spiel, and she could never finish. They'd hang up the minute she said her name.

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RumpusCat Donating Member (548 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 05:50 PM
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169. Brothers: Beau and Arrow
Yeah, my ex knew them. She lived in a hippie town, lol.

I knew a boy named Lindsey--I know, I know, that's traditionally a male name, but I don't think he appreciated being the one to have to hold up tradition!

I have a super common first name and so I'm inclined to give my kids semi-unusual names just so they don't have to have my experience of being one of five Sarahs in a rather small school. I promise not to go overboard and will give them a normal buffer middle or first name, tho'! :D
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dr.strangelove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 06:02 PM
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170. I went to school with an Asswini (sp)
He was indian and used a different name after the mean 4th and 5th graders on the bus got through with him (called him Ass-Weeny all year). He went by Atal (sp) from 2nd grade through 5th grade, which I think was a family member's name. I probably am wrong on the spelling of these names. I have not seen him in 20 years so I don't anything else. I don't know what Asswini means, but the remarkable similar sound to childish references to the buttocks and penis always made this stand out in my mind as one of the funniest names in the world.
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mcar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 06:05 PM
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171. Dick Hickey
Honest, he was my father's best friend. You'd think he'd have gone with Rich or Rick or something, but no.

He'd be close to 90 now -- died many years ago.
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