"I Keed" by Triumpth, the Comic Insult Dog

somehow manages to insult every single person in the music industry. I suggest checking it out. I present to you the second verse:


"Now let's go to Wal-mart where they won't sell my CD
That company's nuts are in a jar in aisle 3
But you can see Christina in all her sluthood
It's like watching porn but the music's not as good

I want to stuff my TV's crotch with a dollar
Still I'd hump you if I could wear my flea collar
You're looser than my poop after eating Honeydew
Only 50 Cent's been plugged more than you

And yet you're too old for Fred Durst to desire
He's checking out the cast of "Lizzie McGuire"
Soon Fred will try to get Mandy Moore
To open for him, and I don't mean on tour

You're not the first, Durst, poor R Kelly
His videos premiere at the LAPD
I believe they set up an innocent guy
You know what else? I believe I can fly"


I left out diatrabes regarding Coldplay, Pink, Billy Joel, Britney Spears, Snoop Dogg, the Strokes and more. Remarkable.

Terri Gross (sp?) on Fresh Air interviewed Triumph. This is funnies thing I have ever heard on radio, esp. the line where Triumph stated "This one time Gene Simmons and I were f*cking a border collie..."

Terri Gross (sp?) on Fresh Air interviewed Triumph. This is funnies thing I have ever heard on radio, esp. the line where Triumph stated "This one time Gene Simmons and I were f*cking a border collie..."

I collect dog puppets from Mask Illusions (the original maker of Triumph) and I have yet to see the Rotweiler puppet on eBay for under $300...

By far the funniest thing Ive seen in a long time. Brutal but bellyachingly funny.