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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 05:52 PM
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Tell us someone elses' secret!
Just don't tell us who it is.

Someone I know gets a kick out of stealing lawn ornaments, then turning them into artwork.
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 05:53 PM
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1. Someone I used to know
...got, er, "worked up" when she was younger by waiting at one end of the pool in the lap lanes, then dodging out of the way at the last minute when someone swam up.

Seriously. :)
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 05:58 PM
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2. Someone I know filled a jumbo mylar balloon with acetylene and oxygen...
and then attached a long fuse to it, and lit the fuse. The balloon floated over a lake, and then it detonated and rattled windows and set off house and car alarms for miles.

Deputies all over that area of the county were searching for the explosion. The culprit was never apprehended. (And it was not me, but I was a witness.)
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:35 PM
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17. You know, I remember that exact same thing happening up here in MA
Some kids in Southbridge did it over the river dam, and the explosion shook houses about a mile away. It was a garbage bag filled with acetylene and oxygen, and they just dropped it off the side.

Stupid kids. They all got caught and arrested.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 05:59 PM
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3. Someone I know likes to drive through the alleys of Minneapolis
and steal flowers from gardens.
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6000eliot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:00 PM
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4. Several people at DU are gay!
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:13 PM
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6. WHAT!??!?!?!
THIS IS HUGH!!!!!!1!(123!?!@! SERIES!!!!
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:02 PM
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5. Someone I know has been having an affair ...
for 20 years.
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trackfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:49 PM
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26. Me too! And she's been married for 25 years.
Her affair is practically a second marriage! Hundreds of us know, but it seems her husband doesn't, though he may just be dissembling, and just not care about the whole thing.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:14 PM
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7. someone i know takes cialis
i am the only one who knows that
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henslee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:18 PM
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8. I know a person with a red fertility tattoo right above her you know what.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:19 PM
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9. I can't remember any of them
;-)
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:22 PM
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10. My last realtor was once a prostitute.
And she actually chose it as a profession, believe it or not.
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:24 PM
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11. One of my teachers.....
used to be a stripper. Another was a bartender (she says she misses bartending).
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Giant Robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:29 PM
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13. I know someone who was in a porno
She shot a scene in one and did have sex on camera. Never found it for sale anywhere though.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:29 PM
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12. Someone I know lost her virginity to Tucker Carlson
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Giant Robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:30 PM
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14. I really just don't know what to say to that
So many feelings....ewwww:puke:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:32 PM
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15. She did say that alcohol was a major factor!
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Giant Robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:33 PM
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16. Somehow I think that played a part in most of
Tucker's "encounters."
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:35 PM
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18. Alcohol
and perhaps GHB...


(No I am not accusing Fucker of using the date rape drug...it is a joke)
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Giant Robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:36 PM
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20. I was going to say it
but was too cowardly ;)
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:36 PM
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19. Did he keep his bowtie on?
That's just more info than we needed. Ugh!

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Giant Robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:36 PM
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21. EWWWWW
Just stop. Please.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:37 PM
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22. She did say his endowment was found lacking...
:evilgrin:
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Giant Robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:42 PM
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25. Bad bad bad
:rofl:

:spank:
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6000eliot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:40 PM
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23. Tucker sleeps with girls?
Whodathunkit?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:41 PM
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24. Hey, he may not
The woman in question no longer sleeps with boys!
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 07:01 PM
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27. And they weren't MARRIED??
Nice family values, Fucker, I mean, Tucker!
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 07:08 PM
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29. That how he got
his nickname?

Sorta like Trapper John McIntyre or Me Lay Marston from "M*A*S*H."
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 07:07 PM
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28. Someone I know is afraid of crickets.
:shrug:
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thefool_wa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 07:19 PM
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30. I know someone...
Who has told her husband she is sterile but actually takes birth control pills in secret.

This has been going on (no sh*t) for 14 YEARS!
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