Join us, and DESTROY Christmas!!! - Democratic Underground

bluestateguy

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Sun Dec-04-05 02:32 PM
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Join us, and DESTROY Christmas!!!

There isn't too much time left this year. We have to hit the ground running if we want to DESTROY Christmas and kick God out of the public square. Our masters at the ACLU expect us to act!

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Bluebear

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Sun Dec-04-05 02:33 PM
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1. Only ____ more days to crush Christmas!

Mark your calendars, people!

:crazy:

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tridim

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Sun Dec-04-05 02:35 PM
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2. I only want to destroy Bill O'fuckhead's Christmas

Everyone else can celebrate however they want.

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Newsjock

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Sun Dec-04-05 02:40 PM
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3. Project Apostle

I thought we weren't supposed to discuss Project Apostle here! But I guess the secret-word-coded calls to action in Howard Dean's appearance today were the signal we'd been waiting for.

By the time we're done, Christmas will be... history!

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spinbaby

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Sun Dec-04-05 02:40 PM
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4. Stop shopping now!

Insist on peace on earth!

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sandnsea

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Sun Dec-04-05 02:45 PM
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5. There you go

Crush Christmas! Stop Shopping Now!

That'd end this whole war on Christmas crap in the time it takes Murdoch to speed dial O'Reilly.

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Democrats_win

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Sun Dec-04-05 02:47 PM
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6. Rosanne Rosanna-Rosanna Danna: Take Gaudy out of Christmas!

We've had enough of those gaudy displays like the one Chevy Chase put up on his house.

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Cocoa

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Sun Dec-04-05 02:53 PM
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7. shhhhh!

do NOT discuss project X(mas) on the public forum!

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wtmusic

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Sun Dec-04-05 02:54 PM
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8. Shhhh don't let on

Edited on Sun Dec-04-05 02:54 PM by wtmusic

this is TOP SECRET.

We must be very nefarious and subtle about this, so no one EXPECTS ANYTHING.

:silly:

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Arugula Latte

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Sun Dec-04-05 03:05 PM
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9. I have my marching orders:

Take everything from the homes of Christmas-celebrators, leaving crumbs too small for even a mouse. Stuff the trees up the "Chimbly." Take even the roast beast.

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malaise

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Sun Dec-04-05 03:07 PM
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10. I'll replace it with Fitzmas

if Fitz gets Rove.

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Gregorian

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Sun Dec-04-05 03:14 PM
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11. I'm putting on my Culturcide album at full volume!

Sung to the tune of "White Christmas"-

I'm having a depressed Christmas, just like the one I had last year...

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/BL/0512/Culturcide_-_Depressed_Xmas.mp3

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EFerrari

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Sun Dec-04-05 03:21 PM
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12. Oh, no.

Edited on Sun Dec-04-05 03:31 PM by sfexpat2000

:rofl:

Hey, please don't destroy Christmas! That's Doug's birthday!

Can you save his birthday AND destroy Christmas?!

Talk about your conflict of interest.

:rofl:

/no typing here

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Dark

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Sun Dec-04-05 03:21 PM
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13. I thought destroying society as a whole with Gay marriage was the

plan. Did I miss something?

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EFerrari

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Sun Dec-04-05 03:24 PM
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14. It's too late! We are RULED by the Gay Agenda!

Edited on Sun Dec-04-05 03:24 PM by sfexpat2000

Doug and I are roboticly looking for alternate partners NOW!

:rofl:

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porphyrian

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Sun Dec-04-05 05:16 PM
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27. I thought the Jews were running everything...

Wait...gay Jews?

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EFerrari

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Sun Dec-04-05 05:20 PM
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28. Gay PRO ABORTION Jews and San Franciscans!

Edited on Sun Dec-04-05 05:22 PM by sfexpat2000

:rofl:

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stopbush

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Sun Dec-04-05 03:49 PM
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15. If it wasn't for Faux News, I wouldn't even know Xmas was being celebrated

What with the 24/7 science programs on TV and every church in my neighborhood doing Darwin Appreciation displays on their front lawns.

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rzemanfl

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Sun Dec-04-05 04:21 PM
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16. Team pee in the eggnog is ready and and waiting for word from

team cat turds in the stockings and team light string cutters.
Light string cutters, light string cutters, light string cutters?...
Calling all Light string cutters, light string cutters, light string cutters. Report to base, report to base.

Shit! I told them not to practice at night.

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Corgigal

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Sun Dec-04-05 04:22 PM
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17. We just finished putting up the lights around the house

now I must tell the family..NO take them all down.

I'm on my way.

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otohara

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Sun Dec-04-05 04:24 PM
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18. Destroy Ornaments Made in CHINA?

That's just wrong....

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dkofos

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Sun Dec-04-05 04:37 PM
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19. Are ornaments from Isreal OK??

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otohara

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Sun Dec-04-05 06:03 PM
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33. No They Way Are Too Expensive - As You Can See

Edited on Sun Dec-04-05 06:04 PM by otohara

at this website:
http://www.israeltoday.co.il/Default.aspx?tabid=43&view=productsbycategory&fid=11&cid=71

not to mention, finding Christmas Ornaments Made In Isreal is hard...making them collector items.

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EFerrari

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Sun Dec-04-05 04:46 PM
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23. LOL!

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giant_robot

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Sun Dec-04-05 04:37 PM
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20. Woo-hoo! I'm pulling on my jackboots!

Edited on Sun Dec-04-05 04:38 PM by giant_robot

I'm taking the last can of who-hash! Glorious victory for the mighty army of secularists!

On edit: I'd better add this: :sarcasm: . Just in case.

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Deja Q

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Sun Dec-04-05 04:39 PM
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21. corporations are doing all the work for us...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=5513921

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Swamp Rat

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Sun Dec-04-05 04:43 PM
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22. NO Gort!!! Klaatu barata nikto!

Klaatu barata nikto! :scared:

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EFerrari

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Sun Dec-04-05 04:46 PM
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24. LOL!

:rofl:

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TahitiNut

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Sun Dec-04-05 04:47 PM
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25. Let's cross "Christmas" with "Noel" -- "Nomas"!!

:silly: :silly: :silly:

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rzemanfl

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Sun Dec-04-05 05:14 PM
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26. That was a brand of Xmas light, wasn't it? Oh the irony! n/t

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EFerrari

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Sun Dec-04-05 05:21 PM
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29. Now, you're sneaking up on Hamas!

:rofl:

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TahitiNut

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Sun Dec-04-05 06:40 PM
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35. Hamas or Hohohomas?

:silly:

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DanCa

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Sun Dec-04-05 05:22 PM
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30. Grabs a rocket launcher and aims aint santa's sleigh

"Ho ho ho mother tucker."

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EFerrari

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Sun Dec-04-05 05:27 PM
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31. Forgive them, St. Nick, for they know not what they do.

:hi:

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Tsiyu

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Sun Dec-04-05 05:37 PM
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32. I got the memo

Did you? It's the one which says:

** has actually destroyed Christmas because he has killed many who should have gifts under the tree this year rather than a nice headstone or that attic they're still rotting in along the Gulf; and they've destroyed it because too many people can't afford to celebrate with lights and gifts and fancy food and visits to family; and they've killed the spirit of "Peace on Earth, Good Will to Men" with their endless warmongering and their War against the word, "Peace."

Still, they don't want you to notice the suffering and lack they've created in America. They want you to see the absence of glitter and say, "Librull's done kilt Christmas!"

When some goon starts mouthing this shit, just remind them that, thanks to their fearless leader, fewer Americans have any reason to celebrate this year.

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EFerrari

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Sun Dec-04-05 06:09 PM
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34. Why do you hate the baby Jesus?

I don't see how in hell they can keep up this level of bullsh!t. The cognitive dissonance alone would explode most normal heads.

And frankly, I'm going to enjoy the meltdown. It's against my religion, but, what the heck. :evilgrin:

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0rganism

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Sun Dec-04-05 06:49 PM
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36. Is burning Santa Clause in effigy on the plan for this year?

Edited on Sun Dec-04-05 06:50 PM by 0rganism

Last year, I put up Christmas lights in the shape of a goat's head pentagram, and had a nativity scene with a bobble-head Osama bin Laden taking the place of baby Jesus. I want to be a little more low-key this year, what with the new neighborhood and all.

Has Hillary officially approved Santa executions and torture scenes for our liberal anti-Christmas operations? I'm thinking that could get me off on the right foot out here in suburbia.

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