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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:43 PM
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Best fake names to try to get read on TV?
A Howard Stern listener got Bill O'Reilly to read "Jack Mehoff" or something like that, and I've been trying to think of some new ones beyond the classics like Mike Hunt.

Some I've thought of

Mike Oxenhand

Mike Oxsmall

Mike Untz-Luce

Herb Utt

Herb Igass

IM Sogai

There's some others, but I forget now. I'm hoping for somemore from you. Feel free to use this to write letters praising President Bush. Maybe he'll use it in the State of the Union Address.

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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:43 PM
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1. Jack Mehoffer
and O'Reilly actually DID read this one on TV.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:45 PM
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2. Mike Hunt
Al Coholic
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bbernardini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:53 PM
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3. Anita Dick
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:56 PM
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4. Ima Flusie
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 07:03 PM
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5. Ron Mexico
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 11:32 PM
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7. okay, that one got me stumped. please translate
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 11:39 PM
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10. Michael Vick is being sued
He had a 2 year relationship with a woman, even introducing her to his mom. He gave her herpes, or so the suit alleges.

The entire time he said his name was Ron Mexico.

A lot of folks have been on TV telling outlandish stories and they have been giving names such as Jeff Mexico, Ted Mexico etc.

It is quite funny.

And "Mrs." Mexico (Ron's mom) went along with it.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 07:23 PM
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6. Connie Lingus or Dick Hertz
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drhilarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 11:35 PM
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8. Heywood Jablome. nt
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 11:38 PM
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9. Jeff Gannon???
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 12:28 AM
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11. Ivanna Beefree
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 12:34 AM
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12. Tits McGee
:)
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GregW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 12:41 AM
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13. All you could want ... and more:
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