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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:19 AM
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Police Catch Sunday School Teacher, 70, Stealing Baby Jesus
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EUREKA SPRINGS, Ark. -- A 70-year-old grandmother who teaches Sunday school is charged with stealing a baby Jesus statue from an Arkansas town's nativity scene.

Virginia Voiers said she thought she was just taking part in a rambunctious holiday prank, but a witness called Eureka Springs police.

She now faces up to a year in jail and a $5,000 fine for misdemeanor theft.

Voiers said, "Yes, I've been a bad girl."

She added that when she told her Methodist pastor that she took the baby Jesus statue, he told her, "Go and sin no more," but added, "You didn't tell them you are a Methodist, did you?"

http://www.wftv.com/holidays/5467399/detail.html
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 01:08 PM
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1. no love for baby jebus?
:cry:
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 01:56 PM
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2. My brother did a similar prank years ago
he and his friends went to as many nativity scenes as they could find and stole just one figure from each one - the black wise man. They were hoping the local press might find out and start some theory about white supremacists or something, but no one seemed to notice. They ended up returning most of them a week later.
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ucmike Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 03:11 PM
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3. baby jesus isn't an attractive white girl
so why would anyone care?

repost this if dr. phil gets involved somehow or if rita cosby does an hour on it.
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 03:17 PM
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4. Bad grandma!
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