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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:29 PM
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Let's Lift The Lid And See What A $5,000 Toilet Gets You!
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It's the perfect gift for people who have everything. Something practical they'll use every day and that you can be sure they don't have. It is a gift that will keeps on giving. Or more accurately, receiving.

It's the Neorest toilet from Toto, the latest in high-end for the rear end.

And unlike a cheap laptop or the latest video game console, there's no worry about finding them in stock. The Neorest, despite its awesome flushing capacity, isn't moving much here in Arizona. advertisement




It should be an easy sell in gadget-happy America. The toilet is state-of-the-art: sleek, compact and automated. It has a remote control. It does everything but - well, actually it does that, too.

But only one store had it on display last week: the Central Arizona Supply showroom in north Scottsdale. Where else?

"I didn't see it," said Stephanie Morse, who was standing before the showroom's display of lesser, standard toilets. When told about the Neorest, she seemed impressed. Until the price.

"I couldn't see spending $5,000 on a toilet," she said. "But the heated seat would be nice. I'm from New Jersey."

The price is startling. The company's online store lists it at $4,680 for standard cotton or colonial white. Getting the Neorest in Sedona beige brings the tag to $5,382.

But for that price, the Neorest promises to turn the mundane evacuation process into an experience.

Approach it, and the lid lifts up. Stand in front of it a few more seconds, and the seat rises. The Neorest automatically flushes and lowers the lid upon completion.

That could end marital disputes about the position of the seat. Although it could make the "Honey, where's the remote?" question a little more urgent.

more..... http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/articles/1205ruelas05.html
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:30 PM
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1. I want one!
Edited on Mon Dec-05-05 04:31 PM by Shell Beau
:spray:

I'm giving those as stocking stuffers this year!

We have big stockings at my house! :P
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:36 PM
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2. For that price, it had better wipe for you
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spinbaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:38 PM
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4. They rinse
with warm water and then there's a dry cycle.
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:47 PM
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5. Oh, my
thats more than I hoped for.
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spinbaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:38 PM
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3. I've encountered these
They're quite the rage in Japan. The fanciest toilet I ever saw was in a traditional Japanese inn. It had a control panel worthy of the Space Shuttle neatly labeled in Japanese. Word of warning--never press a button on a Japanese toilet unless you're sure you know what it does. Among other things, this toilet provided a heated seat, air freshener, and mood lighting.
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djeseru Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:48 PM
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6. "Mood lighting?"
:rofl:

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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:50 PM
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7. Yup, They Love Their Fancy Terlets In Japan
n/t
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 09:19 PM
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23. I would amend that...
to say never to press a button on ANY toilet unless you're sure you know what it does.
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gizmo1979 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 05:49 PM
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8. Hey I make expensive toilets
for a living.Buy them up.The Bold look of Kohler.
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tsuki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 06:36 PM
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9. the company i work for sells toto,
but we haven't sold one of those yet.

we have sold plenty of jasmine bidet seats though - the seat warmer is nice in the winter, and the remote control is ranged, so it is great for pranks.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:23 PM
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16. "Great for pranks"????
That's the number one reason NOT to get one... that's ME time, not prank time.
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tsuki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:44 PM
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18. I was being playful. Sorry. :(
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:49 PM
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19. I laughed when I saw "great for pranks"
Let's say I'd love to use a toilet to play pranks on others, but I personally would be less-than-happy about pranks in return.

I'm a hypocrite that way. :D
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 06:37 PM
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10. I have pee-peed in a Toto.
The first Toto toilet I saw in Japan, I said "Well, I guess we're not in Kansas any more."
;-)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 06:40 PM
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11. You just said a mouthful!
But I still don't think you meant


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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:04 PM
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12. Look at THIS thing...


:yoiks:


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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:05 PM
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13. 'Wonder Twin Powers'........
insert HERE!
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tsuki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:13 PM
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14. It oscillates and power massages. It adjusts for female or family.
Then it retracts, and the seat blow dries you.

Actually, it is very hygenic. When I was going through Chemo, the doctors forbade me to use paper as there are no sanitary standards in the production. If you get something from the paper, it can kill you. You have no immune system.

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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:18 PM
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15. Is it sewer rat-free - guaranteed?
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:30 PM
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17. If they could sell it for $995.00, they'd be on eternal backorder
spare me the remote control. Water spray and air dry, heated seat (and rising seat optional for the handicapped), all good. We can do it for less. Lets build one.



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tsuki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:56 PM
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20. The Jasmine seat sells for less. We have one left this season. eom
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:56 PM
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21. Hint for folks:
Bidets are not drinking fountains for short people.

:blush:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:58 PM
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22. i found that out
x(
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