The sun will come out tomorrow. - Democratic Underground

Dave Reynolds

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Mon Dec-05-05 09:07 PM
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The sun will come out tomorrow.

Bet your bottom dollar.

Just wait, you'll see I'm right.

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Mon Dec-05-05 09:10 PM
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1. No bets there, kiddo!

What do you take me for, a sucker?

Of course, the sun will come out tomorrow!

:rofl:

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Dave Reynolds

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Mon Dec-05-05 09:13 PM
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3. Somewhere, somehow,

I know somebody will take my bet on that.

It's like the Nigerian bank thingy....

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HEyHEY

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Mon Dec-05-05 09:11 PM
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2. No, I've seen the forecast

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Dave Reynolds

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Mon Dec-05-05 09:13 PM
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4. It'll be there,

just have to get above the blizzard.

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Redstone

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Mon Dec-05-05 09:15 PM
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5. If I knew where to find you, the sun would NOT come up for YOU

tomorrow, just for planting that earworm, you evil bastard.

There is NO song in the history of mankind that is more grating on the nerves than some prepubescent bimbo-in-the-making screeching those hideously lame and excruciatingly repetitive lyrics...

And the amazing part is that people PAY GOOD MONEY to have that song inflicted on them!

I'll never understand people. Good thing I gave up trying a long time ago.

Redstone

(I feel silly saying this, but you never know: The threat is a joke, as the mods and DR know.)

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Dave Reynolds

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Mon Dec-05-05 09:19 PM
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6. Yay!

I planted an earworm!

The problem is, I have it too....

And I certainly know it's a joke.

Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow!

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Redstone

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Mon Dec-05-05 09:24 PM
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7. Tomorrow, tomorrow, look behind you tomorrow, you never know

when I'll be there.

And when I get you, I'm going to duct-tape a set of headphones to your hears, with a 4 GB ipod FULL of nothing but David Gates and Bread songs.

If you're lucky, you'll go into catatonic shock before your brains are irreversibly scrambled.

It's going to take an entire Social Distortion CD to get rid of that earworm, damn you!

Redstone

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Dave Reynolds

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Mon Dec-05-05 09:30 PM
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8. Bread songs?

Shit, I'm already starting to twitch.....

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Redstone

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Mon Dec-05-05 09:32 PM
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9. You'd better be scared. I'll even throw in a copy of

"Billy, Don't be a Hero" if the Social Distortion CD doesn't stome little Annie into a puddle of liquified earworm.

Redstone

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