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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 10:57 PM
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How ugly is she?
Edited on Mon Dec-05-05 11:31 PM by rateyes
Ann Coulter is so ugly...

NOW YOU FINISH THE SENTENCE...

I'll start. Ann Coulter is so ugly....

if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 10:58 PM
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1. She was just named the new "Ugliest Dog"
Oh, wait. That's an insult to dogs! :rofl:
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:00 PM
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2. I've got five dogs....
and, as they say, if any of them were as ugly as Ann Coulter, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards!
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GrpCaptMandrake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:02 PM
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3. "when he was born, the doctor slapped his face." n/t
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:06 PM
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4. Her mama would feed her with a sling shot.
She's so ugly her mama had to throw a blanket on her so that sleep can sneak up on her.
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:19 PM
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10. DanCa, you've got some good ones.....nt
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:08 PM
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5. they'd hang a pork chop around her neck so the dogs would play with her
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haydukelives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:11 PM
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6. I'd shave my dogs
ass and make him walk backward.
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:12 PM
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7. Coulter is so stupid it takes her an hour to make minute rice.
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:13 PM
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8. ...inside. Which is all that really counts.
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:16 PM
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9. Ann Coulter is so ugly..
He was the only boy in the church the priest wouldn't touch.
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:20 PM
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11. oooh!
good one
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:20 PM
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12. I KNEW....
I would get some good laughs out of this one...I needed those, too....keep on writing, I'll keep on reading....

Thanks.
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:22 PM
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13. I heard she went to a Haunted House on Halloween...
and she walked out with a job application.
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:24 PM
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14. the queen of the god damned
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:27 PM
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15. Hey, no fair putting make-up on her..
to make her look better!:P
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Scout1071 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:28 PM
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16. How ugly is she?
Sorry, seemed like such a fit to the title of this thread.
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:30 PM
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17. OK....good...I'll edit..
thanks.
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MiniMandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:30 PM
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18. Ann Coulter is so ugly,
Bush had to get even drunker than he already was.

:evilgrin:
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:36 PM
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21. OMG....
that is just SICK...(telling self...please, please, do not get a mental picture!!)

:rofl: :puke:
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MiniMandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:53 PM
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24. I already have one.
MY GOD. AHHHHH!!!







Now, where the hell did my mental windex goe?
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:31 PM
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19. Do you know those things under rocks that when you turn a rock over
they make you say ick. Ann COulter makes those things go ick.
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:34 PM
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20. rofl.....nt
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:37 PM
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22. She's so ugly...
People go as her for Halloween.

When she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

They filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

When she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.

Her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

She looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.

She looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.

Even the elephant man paid to see her.

When she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.

When she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.

She stuck her face out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:44 PM
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23. Coulters outfits are hand me downs from the lee family
Crudely Cheaply and ugly.
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:54 PM
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25. ROFLMAO---I'll add one more..
she looks like she ran a 100-yard dash in a 90 yard room.
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:55 PM
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26. Going to bed....
I'll check back tomorrow to see what the late night crowd has to say, if anything. Good night all. Sweet dreams to me--and you.
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 12:34 AM
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28. Sleep tight.
And when you get up in the morning, make a list of all of your ugly physical characteristics to post here. It feels so great, I want to make fun of some more ugly people.

Like you.
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 10:06 AM
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29. I see that you came here and read the thread...
Edited on Tue Dec-06-05 10:50 AM by rateyes
right down to my "good night." Guess you thought it might be interesting, as well. I posted the thread in response to Coulter's ridiculous assertion that DU and C&L advocated her rape.

I figured that if you "dish it out" (as Coulter does so often, making cheap shots at everyone she disagrees with) you better be able to "take it." That goes for me as well. So, if you want to start a thread "rateyes is so ugly," go right ahead.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 11:40 AM
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37. That is slightly harsh!
Edited on Tue Dec-06-05 11:53 AM by Shell Beau
Would you have said that if this were about Bush?
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 12:59 PM
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39. You're probably correct
Probably too harsh. I just generally don't support posts making fun of physical characteristics over which people have no control, like the Angelina Joline lips thread.

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dajoki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 12:02 AM
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27. THIS UGLY...
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Left_Winger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 10:19 AM
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30. Ann Coulter is so ugly that...
someone should shave her butt and teach her to walk backwards.
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 10:21 AM
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31. coulter is so ugly that she beat out golloum and jean schmidt
Edited on Tue Dec-06-05 10:21 AM by DanCa
in a ugly contest
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mattomjoe Donating Member (598 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 10:23 AM
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32. Ann Coulter is so ugly....
since Sam's passing, she's the new no. 1.

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Pool Hall Ace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 10:24 AM
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33. I don't think you should be making fun of Ann Coulter.
She has the ability to give the most impotent, cold-blooded conservative a big ol' boner.

See? Everyone has worth. :evilgrin:
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mattomjoe Donating Member (598 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 10:35 AM
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35. I don't know if we really want conservatives to be cured
of their impotence.
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 10:28 AM
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34. Ann Coulter is so ugly...
The rats all left NYC when she arrived.
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Bombero1956 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 11:37 AM
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36. Ann Coulter is so ugly
her dog has to turn his head when he humps her leg
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ucmike Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 11:42 AM
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38. ann coulter is so ugly....
i wouldn't f*ck her with sean hannity's dick.
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 01:00 PM
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40. She makes me envy the blind!
looking at her will give you cancer!
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