Did you hear about the lady who was madly in love with her priest? (joke)

She chased him all around the church, corned him by the loft and grabbed him by the organ. :rofl:

Because if seen, someone might think they were dancing.

you boil the hell out of it :D Hey rev how are you :hug:

But now my throat is really getting sore. Looks like I'll be taking tomorrow off. :woohoo:

It's usually a cure all. In all serious take tomarrow off, bundle up and stay in bed with a good book. Beat the bug now so you dont get sick for the holidays. :hug:

I've been meaning to finish Harry Potter IV.

I'm a little worried about my voice... lost it at both church services yesterday; and I have a funeral on Friday. Good excuse for some TLC.

Rest up lots of people will be depenidng on you.
Oh you might want to get a vaporizer out and sweat that cold away.
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Hope I helped if you need me pm.

One of those home-made heating packs that you pop in the microwave. It not only holds in the heat, but it's kind of a moist heat. Stinks like a cornfield, tho.

Thanks - your words have been good comfort!

worked like a charm. Anytime your a good person. If you need me for anything let me know.

put some lavendar and some mint tea in with it - maybe a drop of essential oil.

(foaming at mouth)

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Hup hup! Get to it!

fsc

But tonight, I'll have some pink grapefruit juice. Much easier on the stomach.

Thanks, Mom! :hi:

I have problems with either if I haven't eaten anything first. Especially for breakfast! No OJ without starch first. Nothing to absorb it!

Feel better, O Cheesy One!
fsc

But I might give in to temptation after midnight.

Thanks, fsc. :hug:

It's practically like Nyquil in my book!

fsc

I think it reacts from all my other meds i am on.

Baptists don't do this because it might lead to dancing.


but then you would know better than I.:)

A. Dress her up as an altar boy

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Several centuries ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave the Vatican. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Jewish community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Jewish community. If the Jew won, the Jews could stay. If the Pope won, the Jews would leave. The Jews realized that they had no choice. So they picked an elderly aged man named Moishe to represent them. Rabbi Moishe's Latin wasn't very good - in fact, he knew very little--but he was a man of great faith and well respected in the Jewish community. The pope agreed. What could be easier than a silent debate?

The day of the great debate came. Moishe and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Moishe looked back at him and raised one finger. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat. The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine. Moishe pulled out an apple. The Pope stood up and said, "I give up. This man is too good. The Jews can stay."

An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what happened. The Pope said: "First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions. Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and the wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?"

Meanwhile, the Jewish community had crowded around Moishe. "What happened?" they asked. "Well," said Moishe, "First he said to me that the Jews had three days to get out of here. I told him that not one of us was leaving. Then he told me that this whole city would be cleared of Jews. I let him know that we were staying right here." "And then?" asked a woman. "I don't know," said Moishe. "He took out his lunch and I took out mine."

I hadn't heard that one! I'll have to pull it out for reprehensor tonight.

Thanks for the chuckle!
fsc

That's got to be one of the funniest ones I've ever read!!!:rofl:

He had no stops on his organ. ;-)

Decomposed

A flat minor.

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She married a hallow weenie.