This is to promote abstinence only!! Discuss.

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(are you sure we're allowed to talk about it? Isn't that o-r-a-l?)

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:bloody sarcasm-flavored popcorn:

...:shrug:

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...as snow...O8) I'm not use to hanging around hooligans such as you guys....:-)

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BTW: Skol Vikings!

...You're supposed to keep it underwraps....:hippie:

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End of discussion.

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I posted a Harry Potter thread that made the greatest page! No lie! :D

How are you?

:hi:

Just one more step in the plan for world domi-- I mean. Yay! How nice ^^

I'm good. Trying to figure out why anyone would blow dry their hair at 2 am.

I'm *shameless* :D

I have no idea why anyone would blow dry their hair at all.

Like, can you say brittle?

My hair falls apart when I look at one of them. But my roommates can't seem to let their hair stay wet for more than 5 minutes.

Anyways, I think I might be going to bed now. I've been staying up most of the night for the past week and I need to fix my sleep schedule.

I'm about done here myself.

Go check out my thread tomorrow???

18 votes! :D

Hee heeeeee!

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You mean it's not original? I thought I just made it up.

Dang.

You've obviously been abstaining, you're going blind!

And WHAT is with this hair growing on my palms?!

Uh-oh...my smiley needs to go to the bathroom.













Hey, you've got your pet names for your body parts, and I've got mine :P

:7

:P

abstinence of sex
abstinence of pot or alcohol
abstinence of family
abstinence of friends
abstinence of problems
abstinence of enemies
abstinence of pain
abstinence of thought
abstinence of love
abstinence of hate
is a qualitative term

which is really an abstinence of life

NO sex threads, people!

Even CELIBATE sex threads ;)

...from posting my thoughts on this matter.

when it comes to stabbing oneself in the face with steak knives. There's just no way to do this in moderation, so you might as well just abstain from it entirely. Believe me, I know.

:rofl: :applause:

Oh, how I love perimenopause. :sarcasm:

broccoli

squid

oysters

You can't say I don't do my part.

In that regard I support abstinence only programs.

I hereby change my stance to make it more inclusive. Abstinence only for rabid prolifers and fun fun fun for the rest of us. :evilgrin:

:rofl: That's a good one.

Anne Coulter, Jean Schmidt or Janet Parshall.

Those would calm even the most hormone-addled adolescent male :)

"myth"conceptions and "myth"informations?


(Another fine myth I seem to have gotten myself into)

I'll get the aphrodisiacs, you get the prophylactics!

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Hehe, you got a good batch of song lyrics started there. Let me go get my guitar and start strumming. :evilgrin:

Nature causes the hormones to rage during the teen years for a reason. It's natural to wanna have sex. It's natural to do it. It's not natural to repress those natural urges for years and years only to find that it wasn't really worth waiting and it was really no big deal. I'm against abstinence only.

My guess is that the proponents of this stupid idea support ignorance. They figure if they overprotect their teenagers and refuse to educate them, they'll be in control of them forever. It doesn't work that way. Reality is that it leads to situations where teens catch the clap, AIDS, gonorrhea, syphilis, and who knows what else. It also leads them to end up making children while they themselves are still children. That whole stork thing is bullshit. Education is key.

To those people who seem to think abstinence is ok, I say: Just try and refute what Mother Nature has planned for the human body. You will fail. Nature will kick yer ever loving ass. That's why I submit to her. :evilgrin:

Go figure.:shrug:

an abstinence grant, but it hasn't come through yet, so what am I to do?