Geez, not only do my Eagles suck - but so does my fantasy football team

LynneSin

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Tue Dec-06-05 09:40 AM
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Geez, not only do my Eagles suck - but so does my fantasy football team

:cry:

And my co-worker says I'm nuts that I jinxed the season but I did. My Donovan McNabb bobblehead broke last March and he's in 3 pieces now including his little hand holding the football. That's it - I'm gonna glue him back together and we're (The Eagles and my Fantasy Football team) are gonna win again next year!

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GOPisEvil

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Tue Dec-06-05 09:43 AM
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1. You broke Donovan?!

:o

My team stunk early on, but I'm doing pretty good now. :shrug:

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LynneSin

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Tue Dec-06-05 09:44 AM
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3. I didn't break him - someone did while I was in Austin last March

my friends thought I was crazy to think it would affect the season - but it did

I'm the reason the Eagles suck

((sits at her desk and weeps on the broken hand of Donovan McNabb))

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GOPisEvil

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Tue Dec-06-05 09:46 AM
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4. See? I knew somehow this would be Texas' fault.

;)

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LynneSin

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Tue Dec-06-05 09:47 AM
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6. Well if Texas wasn't such a loser state

:eyes:

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GOPisEvil

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Tue Dec-06-05 09:48 AM
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8. How's that snow working out for ya?

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BobEPeru

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Tue Dec-06-05 10:13 AM
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13. I may be at fault too

The T.O. bobblehead I have has an "Asshole Option" button on the back, and I think I accidently pressed it sometime shortly after the Eagles Superbowl loss.

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Magrittes Pipe

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Tue Dec-06-05 09:44 AM
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2. Keep your fantasies to yourself.

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LynneSin

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Tue Dec-06-05 09:46 AM
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5. Your country of Hedgistan ceases to exist, btw

HAHAHAHAHAHA :rofl:

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Magrittes Pipe

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Tue Dec-06-05 09:48 AM
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7. In my country, there was problem.

And that problem was I forgot all about it and when I remembered I didn't know the URL.

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LynneSin

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Tue Dec-06-05 09:56 AM
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9. The problem is your people got tired of your as a leader...

...and they all moved to my country where freedoms exist!

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Magrittes Pipe

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Tue Dec-06-05 10:02 AM
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11. Freedom is overrated.

Especially when the unwashed masses are free.

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LynneSin

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Tue Dec-06-05 10:20 AM
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14. Funny that's what they called you - the unwashed....

well they didn't say masses but they did mention something about not being clean!

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XNASA

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Tue Dec-06-05 09:57 AM
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10. My team sucks too.

But we're still 9-3.

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Patiod

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Tue Dec-06-05 10:08 AM
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12. Notice the lead story on 11pm local news' sports last night?

TONIGHT AT THE LINC - EXCITEMENT ABOUT A SALUTE TO REGGIE WHITE!!

EAGLES RETIRE #92!!

(oh, and by the way, they're getting slaughtered by the Seahawks)

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DemNoir

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Tue Dec-06-05 10:22 AM
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15. Bad karma catches up with Eagles

How long can any team expect to succeed with Terrel Owens and those ugly-ass uniforms.

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BobEPeru

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Tue Dec-06-05 10:29 AM
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16. I wonder...

who will give that guy another shot.
Obviously he won't be unemployed next year, but anyone would be wary of this guy; he's done the back-biting routine on two different teams.

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noonwitch

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Tue Dec-06-05 10:39 AM
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17. Eagles fans will never know what true fan misery is-ask a Lions fan!

I'm not a huge football fan, I'm a Wings/hockey fan. The Detroit men I know are sad every fall-they get their hopes up and the Lions find a way to screw it up.

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