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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 01:01 AM
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If you were on Charles Manson's parole board, what would you ask him?
The guy is clearly a dangerous loon, so I'd just ask him something to set him off like:

So Charlie, what would make you mad enough to kill someone?

Charlie, if we agreed to release you could practice at least average personal hygiene?

Charlie, are you now are you now or have you ever been Jesus Christ?

What is the longest you can speak coherently about one subject?

Are you now or have you ever been George W. Bush's smarter brother?
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 06:26 AM
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1. Just Freudify him . . .
So Charlie, tell me about your mother.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 07:37 AM
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2. ...
Does the fact that I'm the reincarnation of Sharon Tate's unborn baby disturb you?
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 01:16 PM
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13. I like that one
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 01:18 PM
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15. DU should put a christmas tree on the homepage just to confuse righties
"hey, why them athuh-ist commies got a Chrissmus tree on they web page? I thought they hated Jesus."
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 07:52 AM
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3. Do you and the president hear the same "gawd"
He told you god was speaking thru the beattles and he apparently told W to attack Iraq. I think if Charlie Manson gets executed and locked up for doing the lords work so should the cic.
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noonwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 09:49 AM
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4. Have you adjusted to prison life, since you're never leaving?
I hope the parole boards in CA never let him out. I don't think they will.
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 09:51 AM
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5. That swastika on your forehead
Couldn't you have gotten somebody to do a better job on it? If you're going to tattoo a swastika on your forehead, at least get somebody who can needle straight lines.
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 01:19 PM
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16. good point. or ask him to remove it before you'll consider parole
then don't give it to him.
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MsAnthropy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 09:54 AM
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6. How much of it is overacting and how much is real?
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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 10:06 AM
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7. Tell me about your friendship with Dennis Wilson. nt
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MN ChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 10:33 AM
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8. What are the voices in your head
saying these days, Charlie?
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 10:42 AM
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9. I would say:
"So Charlie, whatever gave you the idea that you could sing?"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 10:44 AM
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10. I was having lunch with Manson just last week
Edited on Wed Dec-07-05 10:45 AM by underpants
and he said to me, "Is it hot in here or am I crazy?"
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 10:45 AM
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11. So are you looking forward to spending the rest of your life in jail
:D

I mean, what nut jobs would allow this nut job back out on the streets?
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liberalitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 10:54 AM
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12. Can you teach ME mind control?
At least charlie knows that he is NOT getting out.

.... Hey maybe charlie can write a few children's' book and speak out against joining cults.... then he can get out.

Without admitting guilt or remorse and without going state's evidence on other murderers.....
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 01:21 PM
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17. that's a good one: "Charlie, why don't you at least FAKE reforming?"
"I thought you were supposed to be smart. I guess not."
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 01:41 PM
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22. Wow.
So, is it true that they're considering letting Tookie Williams OUT? Gee, I didn't know that.
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 01:50 PM
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23. They're giving him a zoot suit and a monkey, too
B-)
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 02:06 PM
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25. Geez. Letting him out? Zoot suit? No problem.
But a monkey is WAY too much. Those damn West Coast libruls really love criminals. And Osama. And his buddy Saddam.
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liberalitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 02:33 PM
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28. I think what he's going for is actually a commutation....
to life in prison....
as for charlie.... he'll never breathe free
At least I hope not
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 03:22 PM
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29. Yeah, it's a new idea they're trying.
A breakthrough concept - there are OTHER things you can do with a convicted murderer other that killing him or releasing him! Could you imagine that?
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liberalitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 12:24 PM
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38. Most people want all or nothing....
Victims' advocates want him dead, his "fan base" wants him out.
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 01:17 PM
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14. I'd ask him if was a part of the CIAs MKULTRA experiments.
Just for the fuck of it.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 03:49 PM
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30. Were you ever approached by a man in a black suit
who asked you to suck on a tiny piece of paper?
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caty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 01:21 PM
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18. Where to you get off even asking for parole?
Ain't never gonna happen. Keep dreamin' cause with you out among society would be a nighmare for everyone else.
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ucmike Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 01:25 PM
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19. i'd ask "how do you have so much influence on....
gw's war planning?"
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Divameow77 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 01:33 PM
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20. How long do you think you would live
if released? I mean wouldn't you expect some nut ball (much like yourself) to kill you fairly quickly?
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 01:33 PM
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21. Would he agree to taking the place of one of the hostages in Iraq?
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 01:54 PM
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24. What is your favorite Beatles Album
I'm just saying
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 08:50 PM
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35. lol, or "Are you aware that the walrus was really Paul?"
"Because that changes everything."
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richmwill Donating Member (972 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 02:12 PM
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26. Be a Freeper...
Freeper Parole Board Member-"Now, Mr. Manson- is it true that you have accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?"

Manson- "Uh, Yes"

Freeper- "Let this fine young man go free!"

(Of course after the rest of the Parole Board denies parole, the Freeper member would jump up and scream at the other Board Members "YOU CHRISTIAN-HATING COMMIES!!")

(Sorry- just a laugh I gave myself. I know it was kinda lame :))
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 02:14 PM
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27. Would you like to visit the White House?
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 08:19 PM
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31. Got milk?
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 08:21 PM
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33. I don't believe this...
Just out of curiosity, I did a quick search (in the minute or so since I posted the above) and, sure enough:



Is there anything that is not on the Web these days?
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 08:21 PM
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32. Would you like to post in GD?
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Midnight Rambler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 08:45 PM
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34. So Charlie, same time next year?
n/t
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 08:54 PM
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36. Do you like the Oasis cover of Helter-Skelter?
:hide:

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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 08:59 PM
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37. "Do you really beleive that we would EVER parole you?" n/t
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Lydia Leftcoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 01:05 PM
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39. I wouldn't ask him anything, I'd just say
"You sure have a lot of nerve to think that you're ever going to see the outside of these walls."
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