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laylah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 04:57 AM
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A Christmas groaner...
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Holiday Season Begins....






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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 05:13 AM
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1. .............
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gizmo1979 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 11:32 AM
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2. Knee slapper alert.
goodone.:)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 11:55 AM
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3. Not quite the type of groan I was hoping for...
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CatBoreal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 11:57 AM
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4. Badumpbump!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 12:02 PM
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5. Man, I need to wear my glasses... I though it had read
"Badhumpdump"

:wow:
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 12:14 PM
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6. Dad, is that you?
:o

My dad LOVES these kinds of jokes...the worse the better. I'll be forwarding it to him post haste. :D

Thanks! :hi:
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