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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 05:46 AM
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Bad Sex in Fiction Awards
I don't know if this will get yanked but I laughed my ass off: http://tinyurl.com/csn33
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 05:51 AM
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1. I'm not being the least bit metaphoric or hyperbolic
when I say I fell out of my chair laughing at that.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



Oh! Oh, Heathcliffe!

Oh! Oh, Catherine!
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 05:55 AM
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2. DAMMIT A FLOCK OF CROWS HAVE DESCENDED ON ME
SIX OR EIGHT OF THEM
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 05:57 AM
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3. Well, if you take your legs out of that 'M'
you could wave your feet at 'em...







:hide:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 05:58 AM
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4. I'M BUSY!
I'M PLANTING A PEARL IN AN APPRECIATED PLACE!!!
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 06:09 AM
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5. Like Zorro!
:rofl: Tally-ho!

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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 06:29 AM
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6. like a plumber saying to a customer,
"Don't blame me. This water supply will stop when the dam's empty."

:rofl:
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_testify_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 04:52 PM
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20. That's the one that made me choke on my drink!
And to think there are editors out there giving the thumbs-up to this crap!
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CatBoreal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 11:12 AM
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7. I am NEVER...
...eating another lobster again!
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GrpCaptMandrake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 11:16 AM
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8. Every last one of them
worth of Leonard Pinth-Garnell!
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 11:18 AM
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9. Let's not get carried away...
:rofl:

" ... Let's, you know, caress each other in five places and kiss in seven ways and make out in nine positions, but let's not get carried away."
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 03:06 PM
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10. I would not want to be carried away by any of THESE authors
:o
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 03:11 PM
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13. If I got carried away by any of these authors
I'd be very sad. Very sad, indeed. Though I like John Updike, but that snip from him is just bad. :scared:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 03:09 PM
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11. "Ooh-la-la!"
"Oooh-la-jolly well-la!"
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 03:11 PM
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12. I AM GRUNTING AT MY OWN REVELATION!
Edited on Sat Dec-10-05 03:12 PM by Skittles
:7
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 03:17 PM
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16. To be honest,
I made quite a living writing within this genre. But this is just as bad as it gets. Either keep it real, or forget the whole thing ... :shrug: Sounds like Herman Hesse's fantasies ...
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 03:11 PM
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14. These are so awful....
I can't even get through reading them! :rofl: There's a site that I read where people can submit stuff they've written, and damned if there isn't an awful lot of terrible erotica out there...
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 03:12 PM
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15. someone has a crow fetish
=/
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 03:30 PM
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18. Who knew Brando was into fisting?
I mean, you probably could have guessed, but still.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 03:54 PM
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19. ...
:spray:
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 03:25 PM
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17. Better than the "Bad Sex in FACT" award...
...but hilarious nonetheless. :D
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 04:58 PM
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21. Please tell me that these entries are intentionally bad. Tell me
it's a parody or something. Cause that stuff is downright bad, and absolutely hilarious.
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Twillig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 06:26 PM
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22. "less of a sauce, more of a glaze."
mmmmmmmmmm.........glaze.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 06:32 PM
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23.  we are dealing with a hero here
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :rofl:
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