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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 08:11 AM
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So, apparently I pulled an Ass-cheek muscle while shoveling last night
x(

OW!

anyone want to rub it for me? :P

OW!
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 08:18 AM
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1. Awww....
....bend over! :spank:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 08:20 AM
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2. I'd rub it alright...
WITH A BOOT!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 08:20 AM
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3. after all i have done for you
:cry:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 08:26 AM
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6. Well, okay...
Have a Kelly Brook day in the near future and
you're forgiven.

Do yourself a favor and stay off the butt for
a few days...

(I've been waiting *YEARS* to say that to someone.)
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 08:36 AM
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8. Oh, yeah... My Matcom,Inc. combination stump puller/sweater de-baller...
broke the first time I used it. :eyes:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 08:42 AM
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9. you didn't read the directions
they CLEARLY state to REMOVE the Titanium Stump-Claw ® BEFORE inserting the sweater. Sorry, no refund!
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 09:04 AM
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10. Typical...
Nowhere in the (poorly translated) directions does it say I must
take the sweater off before using the CSP/SD.

It took months for my chest hair to grow back.

The closest line in the directions was... "All your sweater belong to us."

In fact, if I remember correctly... That was the *ONLY* line in the directions.

The multi-media computer disk CSP/SD information wasn't much better. All it did
was loot my hard disk looking for Kelly Brook pictures.

I donated it to the Salvation Army, at a full price write off.

So there! :P
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 09:08 AM
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11. so its MY FAULT you don't read Chinese?
:eyes:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 09:25 AM
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12. Naturally, I assumed when the packing box said "multi-language instruction
That *one* of the languages would be ENGLISH.

BTW... Nobody has spoken Sanskrit for thousands
of years.

Never the less, I'm giving Matcom, Inc. one more
chance.

I've asked my sweetheart to get me the Matcom, Inc.
Excessive Impregnable Product Packaging Removal
Device for X-mas.

We'll see how that works out.

:) :thumbsup:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 09:33 AM
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14. excellent choice
one word of advice: use a QUALITY antifreeze
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 09:48 AM
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15. I'm having some problems attaching the "Jaws of Life" gizmo.
Edited on Sat Dec-10-05 10:23 AM by Prag
Yesssssss... This is going to be soooo COOL!

:headbang:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 11:11 AM
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19. try it standing on your head
seems to insert smoother that way
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 08:21 AM
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4. What did you bury at night?
Or should I ask whom?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 08:22 AM
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5. well, i accidentally burried
yesterday's news paper. gues i'll read yesterday's news sometime in April :crazy:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 08:33 AM
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7. So you want a massage?
I'm sure DS1 would be happy to work on your deep tissue. :*
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 09:25 AM
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13. Man, what a pain in the ass
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 10:10 AM
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16. Pulled an ass cheek muscle????
Where was the shovel??:evilgrin:
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 10:18 AM
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18. matcom has talents which are beyond our comprehension.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 10:15 AM
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17. Go pull the other one and then you'll be all evened out.
:P
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 01:08 PM
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20. You probably wouldn't have done that
if you'd have taken your head out of there first. :hide:
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 01:11 PM
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21. I'm glad you said rub...
I was afraid you were going to ask if anyone wanted to kiss it and make it better.

(I, naturally, would have nominated GOPisEVIL)
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 01:27 PM
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22. did you take an ass-pirin
sorry, I had to do that
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 02:51 PM
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23. Uh-oh. I think that's usually fatal.
:cry:
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 02:58 PM
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24. Oh, butt wait! Maybe some Butt Paste will cure ya!
:thumbsup:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 03:15 PM
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25. actually, i've taken to stair climbing to work it out
;)
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darkstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 03:24 PM
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26. Stair climbing?
It's that incessant wall climbing yr smiley does that probably brought all this on in the first place.

Try a combined course of switching the side you wear your wallet on and an asymmetric wedgie application that binds the afflicted glute.
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