Happy holidays agent Mike - Democratic Underground

catmandu57

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Sat Dec-10-05 01:17 PM
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Happy holidays agent Mike

I'm sure all the Du'ers will join me in wishing you peace in the days to come. That is until we get access to the files you're keeping on us.

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RevCheesehead

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Sat Dec-10-05 01:24 PM
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1. OMG - I haven't gotten him a present yet!

I hope this won't blow your cover:

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merh

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Sat Dec-10-05 01:33 PM
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3. would you please answer your shoe phone

:hi: or that buzzer thingie? :shrug:

:hug:

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merh

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Sat Dec-10-05 01:32 PM
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2. Let me join you catmandu57 in wishing Agent Mike

and his friends a very Happy Holiday! :grouphug:

Thought you guys could use some new shades, here is an assortment to chose from.

:hi: :smoke:

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Wapsie B

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Sat Dec-10-05 01:35 PM
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4. Let's get him drunk

then get him a hooker. Take some very uncompromising photos. Then we'll get those files.

;-)

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catmandu57

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Sat Dec-10-05 01:56 PM
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5. Good idea

and let's get him the ugliest hooker we can find.

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RevCheesehead

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Sat Dec-10-05 02:12 PM
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6. Brilliant!

I'd volunteer, but my voice is actually getting better. :evilgrin:

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Wapsie B

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Sat Dec-10-05 02:20 PM
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7. Well hoarse voice or not

I just have this strange feeling that anyone good enough to sing professionally has a very seductive natural voice. Maybe it's just me and this aural fixation I have. :evilgrin:

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RevCheesehead

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Sat Dec-10-05 02:55 PM
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10. So what you're saying is....

Edited on Sat Dec-10-05 02:56 PM by RevCheesehead

that instead of a cheap hooker, I'd be more of an expensive call girl?
Sweet. :)

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Wapsie B

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Sat Dec-10-05 03:17 PM
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12. Oh baby no cheap hooker at all.

You're top notch.
Expensive call girl? Oh yeah. :)

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tjwmason

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Sat Dec-10-05 02:40 PM
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8. Are we allowed to wish him Merry Christmas?

Given that it's no longer allowed by the White House?

Have a good time anyway - and say hello to your chums in M.I.6 for me.

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catmandu57

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Sat Dec-10-05 02:52 PM
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9. Sure

I didn't know which saying it was the had the fundie's shorts in a knot, but whatever you want for he/she/it go ahead tis the season.

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RoyGBiv

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Sat Dec-10-05 03:15 PM
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11. Hi, Mike!!!

:hi: Merry Holidays and so and and so forth...

Oh, and bite me, Mike.

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ScreamingMeemie

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Sat Dec-10-05 03:18 PM
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13. We would have bought you something, but all of our accounts are frozen.

:hi:

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