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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 11:28 PM
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I can hear the deer farting around in the woods behind the back yard.
About an hour ago, I watched them crunch their way through the crusty snow in the side yard, on their way from the swamp across the street to the bounty of winterberries in the woods in back of the house.

I sat very still, there on the side steps, not wanting to disturb the larger deer (Mom? Dad? In the light of the three-quarters moon, I couldn't tell), leading the two smaller ones; it was a sight to see, and I felt a twinge of guilt at the thought of venison sausages.

I hope they've lots of winterberries to nibble off the vines this night; the turkeys generally get all those berries before December, but the usual flock of thirteen has been strangely absent this Fall. I'm going back out there now in the hope that I'll be able to watch them return home for their rest.

I'll wish them well. And think no more of sausages.

Redstone
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 11:30 PM
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1. Wow...after seeing pics of your home recently
I can picture you and the deer!

Beautiful, Redstone!
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 11:34 PM
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2. It's been a long, hectic week.
I thought you meant literally.
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GrpCaptMandrake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 11:39 PM
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3. Given the time of year
I'm guessing that wasn't Mr and Mrs Bambi and family.

That was the Barry White of your local deer population going off to party. That's what all the snorting was about.

The rut's definitely on here in the hills of Wild, Wonderful West Virginia.

After what they did to my garden last summer, I no longer think of them as "deer." Henceforth, they're "rats with antlers."
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 11:41 PM
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4. don't light any matches
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 11:52 PM
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5. Wanna borrow my 30.06?
:hi:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 12:13 AM
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6. If it was farting, it's probably the Dad.
Did it have a six-pack with it, too? :hi:
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 12:20 AM
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7. I hear the deer stomping on my walkway
I see the little twits gnawing on my tree bark. I run outside and say, "Shoo!" and they look at me like I'm stupid if I'm going to go one-on-one with a buck that's got a rack as wide as a pickup truck.

I slink back into my house and consider making venison an exception to my vegetarian diet. }(
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 12:22 AM
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8. What a beautiful scene you describe, my dear Redstone!
You write so vividly that I can almost literally see it.....

It is beautifully done, IMHO......

Thank you...


:loveya: :pals: :hug:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 12:55 AM
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9. It's all the fiber they eat
Very healthy.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 01:21 AM
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10. I love the smell of deer farts in the morning....
...wish they were here....:D
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 01:43 AM
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11. Their cousins are passin' this a way too ...

Perhaps you can point out their trail when I'm over that way for the meet-up.




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