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MiniMandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 08:55 PM
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Pardon me, but I have to say this. (dial up users beware)
Edited on Mon Dec-12-05 08:59 PM by MiniMandaRuth
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So. How was your day?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 08:56 PM
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1. And how do you REALLY feel?
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
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MiniMandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:00 PM
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8. A hug from KW!
YAY!
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 08:56 PM
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2. Eh. 'Bout the same
:shrug:
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 08:56 PM
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3. Oh, I am a bastard
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 08:59 PM
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You know, for a while, I thought that had lost its hilarity...
Boy, was I wrong.
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:32 PM
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15. Naw...
You were actually right :nuke:
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MiniMandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 08:59 PM
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5. ...












:mad: :mad: :mad:
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:01 PM
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11. What are you doing with pictures of my girlfriend?
She dresses weirdly, and her accesorizing is flatly bizarre. But you shouldn't be throwing her in my face.

Jeez.

:)
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 08:57 PM
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4. You wanna put a "dial-up" warning in that subject?
That would be very polite.
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MiniMandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 08:59 PM
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6. Sorry.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:00 PM
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9. Thank you!
:)
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:00 PM
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7. Been hanging out in GD again have you?
I know how it feels...
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MiniMandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:01 PM
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10. No. Not GD, but real life.
ARGH! *Shakes fist at sky*
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:03 PM
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12. Tripping.
I am on dialup and had no problems downloading yer, uh, rant?.

Here is a :hug: to try to help you make up for your obviously bad day. I went to the dentist and had a sensitive tooth filled. He gave me the ultimate compliment for a girl in the south,"You have the strongest lips I have ever had to hold back while I do my work." Hey, he really said that. Honest. I made his fingers tired. I'm still laughing about that one.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:31 PM
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14. OMG that is so funny!
but so wrong of the dentist to say that!

:rofl:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:49 PM
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16. What gets me is he kept a straight face when he said it
as far as the funny part of it. He did contort his face a little when he was trying to get over how strong he thought my lips were. He went on a little about it. Here I am laying there with a numb face drooling and slobbering and trying not to laugh right in his face. Next thing you know, he tells his assistant lady to suck some of that outta my mouth. He said I looked like I was drowning again. Here I am almost in tears, not from pain, but from what he was saying. He was so funny today. :rofl:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:29 PM
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13. Good thing I don't get mad for being called an "Old Man"
:evilgrin:

:hippie:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:53 PM
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17. Aw, come here, sweet girl!
:hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya:

Hope that helps!
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