OK, I am running a contest that will test your weird creativity

I get dozens of emails every day trying to sell me stuff. Ya know, spam. I've noticed that the spammers are coming up with the most bizarre and occasionally hilarious email titles to try and get by spam filters. Just got this one:

"You can save few hundreds every month metallurgy"

The email was trying to sell cheap meds. Nothing about metallurgy. Perhaps it is only my odd sense of humor, but I found myself giggling like a titmouse when I read "You can save few hundreds every month metallurgy" out loud.

So here's the contest:

Come up with the best spam-blocker-defeating email headline. The winner will receive total enlightenment. You'll have that going for you, which is nice.

That's the spirit!

:hi:

i didn't make it up. it did get my attention though.

I see in my junk folder. Some day when I have time, I'm going to collect a few and make free-verse poetry out of them.

Hey, now THERE's an idea for a contest!

Quick sample:
Or say so trawl bash,
Be bring no heather...
The top web mitigating goods store.

Having alamo she kingdom, to make so interesting windswept,
Later drool now peck, your depressor using palindromic,
As use go hour, stickpin embrocate...
For rooky set rhoda.



Redstone

For Rooky set rhoda, huh? :rofl:

Here's one I got a couple weeks ago:

slurry the hey it's not evolve the on consign in
and postulate it the frangipani on be ordinance some some
goucher insome trapezium it.
radical be steinberg in , hookup not not blanc may
but dud the the picosecond and may appointee be it's
pointwise itit cranford the.

We really need to have a contest.

Redstone

Gold Is On The Goooo. requiem

That one was real...not a winner, but it's the latest one I got. :hi:


and this one:


Re: A put he programmer



WHY, OH WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO US!?!

his stupid fart jokes every damn day.

Every single subject line is like a new language that I have to decifer because not only is he blind, he refuses to spell check AND he's a weirdo who makes up words on a whim anyway. They go a little something...like this:

ArE# you rready for the bLASTOOTRONIC SOUNDs machine? It"s a good one4!

Spammers, kneel before your master.

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Google: msmarble & granite etchings

No one will ever censor or otherwise block the Bible (in America at least.)

or

Re: anything

the Re: makes it look like they are replying to you. Those always seem to make it through for some reason, unfortunately.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Speculum pancakes!!!!

Never in the history of human speech have two words so unrelated been placed beside each other.

WTF?

It has taken more punishment than a Dallas Cowboys fan in Philadelphia, and still feels like new.

n/t

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That was sort of my weird creativity, and sort of a real disturbing piece of spam I found in one of my inboxes a couple of months back.

That one seems to have gotten through my filter. How do these things happen?