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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:27 PM
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My cat wants to start a flamewar with you


Go ahead. Test him.
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bbernardini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:28 PM
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1. Catnip should be a controlled substance.
Also, your mother dresses you funny.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:29 PM
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2. He's wearing a tux, fa chrissake
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:29 PM
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3. My cat has already given up.


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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:29 PM
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4. Well, these aren't his mother's playthings:


:spray:


BTW: Love your desk, looks like mine - albeit not as messy...
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:03 AM
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26. HT....
If you don't quit posting neon tits, I am going to have to assume you are a closet heterosexual.

Khash.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:29 PM
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5. Caption
I see cigarettes and my picture on the screen, you've rubbed another one out, haven't you.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:31 PM
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6. Ew
:rofl:
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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:36 PM
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9. .
:spray:

Perfect! :toast:
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SIU_Blue Donating Member (566 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:05 AM
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29. That's Disgusting.
And Hilarious!!!!

:toast:
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:33 PM
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7. My boy says "Geaux Yankees!"....
.....Boston bites! :evilgrin:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 10:26 PM
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16. Your boy spells and talks funny....
;) :hi:
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 10:57 PM
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20. Touche'....
:D :hi:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:35 PM
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8. LOL, cute and mean
like me :D
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:40 PM
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10. Mwwwowwww.
You don't want to cross Sunday Girl though. She looks much like you. Are you two related?
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samplegirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:41 PM
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11. Do you really think i need flamed??
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:48 PM
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12. He does look annoyed.
Hey kitty, kitty, do you secretly root for the Yankees when Will isn't home?
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 09:53 PM
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13. Ok Will, Norman gives up

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 10:02 PM
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14. My cat wants a belly rub, and ear scratch, and a nap.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 10:14 PM
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15. Merlin says,"Bring It..."
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Neshanic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 10:28 PM
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17. That's a "My Cat Hates You" submnission for sure.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 10:29 PM
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18. My advice for your cat...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 10:31 PM
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19. that pussy?
:)

Actually, he looks kinda pissed off. That's how I looked this morning before I had my coffee.
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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 11:39 PM
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21. My two Siamese would make mincemeat of him..........
Have to say he's a mean looking dude.... Which probably means his look is worse than his bite?
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eeyore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 11:43 PM
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22. He's too pleased by that mouse sticking ouf of his ass to flame me....
I really don't think he can be bothered to move at all. :P
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Maine Mary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 11:58 PM
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23. 'Mouse' says" bring it on"!
She'll be 14 in January which might help your baby :evilgrin: Seriously though... no hurting or maiming; but I hope it'll last more then 2 seconds for your fluffenutter :P
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:02 AM
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24. I ain't going up against someone with such evil eyes!
Sheesh, Will! I guess we know who's in control in your household....

Khash.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:03 AM
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25. tim says, "like i give a ratz puh-tooty..

"just keep your freak'n paws off the clicker, put'ty tat."
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lady raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:04 AM
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27. OOh, he looks pissed
I think I'll slowly back away and disengage eye contact.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:05 AM
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28. Will hasn't back since a few minutes after he posted this thread...
:scared: I'm kind of worried...
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:13 AM
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*whew*

Sorry. He took control for a minute there, but I have managed to subdue hi

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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:19 AM
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31. My cat is a coward.
He declared defeat.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 03:18 AM
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32. I just can't do it--he looks like my kitty muffet, whom I had when I was 8
I loved her so. :hug:
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 03:58 AM
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33. Your cat's a pussy.
Yep. A big, fat pussy.
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JohnnyCougar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 04:14 AM
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34. Dogs are better pets than cats!
And they shed less!!

:popcorn:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 07:38 AM
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35. Sure, bring it on!
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6000eliot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 07:41 AM
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36. How does he feel about the death penatly?
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 07:44 AM
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37. Your cat is TOAST.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4436363

(By the way, it's updated.)
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 07:54 AM
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38. GROWL


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purji Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 07:57 AM
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39. I asked my cat if she wanted to start a flame war
but she said Your joking right? Now go get me something to eat before I take my nap.
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