"Bushback Mountain": A Sizzlin' Texas-Sized Gay Love Story

Somewhere between the time back when Rock Hudson and James Dean and Sal Mineo steamed it up in Edna Ferber's "Giant" and yet, before the current homosexual cowboy film, "Browback Mountain", there was another great and ballsy gay love story from the Lone Star State.

Seeing as to how I live out here in Hollywood, I have an inside scoop as to the real tale behind the story of the new film, "Browback Mountain". The scoop? That the film and the story were both really inspired by the sizzling on-and-off again love relationship of George W. Bush and Karl Rove.

Some of the original working titles for this epic Texas love story were "Gay Caballeros" and "Steers and Queers" and "Rawhides", but in the end, the movie never was made.

Here's a very brief storyline as it was pitched to Warner Brothers and later to Universal:

Deep in the heart of Texas in the small town of Crawford...



and out on a former pig farm that somehow that became known as the Neverland Crawford Ranch



there came a man named George who had a serious fetish for dressing up in cowboy drag



Further, George in careless moments, had invited nortorious Texas homosexual prostitutes for over-nighting at his "ranch" including a very famous gay internet star named Jeff



Naturally, this soon really upset the good, God-fearing cowfolk and locals of Crawford



Worse, George had taken a fancy, not only to local white boys, but also to foriegn men, as well, and foolishly flaunted his orientation to all who dared look his way



Now the local sheriff, who everyone knew as "Molly" decided to look into what all was happening at the former pig farm because the horses were becoming afraid in the streets



Specifically, Molly wanted to look into just what all had been going on in George's little love shack on the ranch



But George, upon getting a tip-off rushed to create an illusion of heterosexuality for himself



And quickly called up one of the "girls" who worked hard for the money over in Waco from the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, "Miss Ponderassa Rice".



Well, I'm sorry to report that the story was just too outlandish, even for Hollywood and its godless liberals and so Warner Brothers and Universal wouldn't touch the screenplay. The end.

Thanks for the :rofl: , I really NEEDED it today!

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That was great David!

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Hoo hah!

Someone stop me before I say anything containing the phrases "big spread" and "back forty"!

Tell me, who is going to stop you? LOL

George: Bring it on, heh heh heh

Cue Toby Keith score


Dolly into Hayloft, to what appears to be a giant tube of cookie dough attacking a young chimpanzee.....



oh lord, no more. :)

although, since she's more mainly than the rest of the cast, it just might work.

How about the poor innocent neighbor girl, Pickles, left pining for a love she could never have? :)

though it's "Brokeback Mountain"

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Hard-ridin', straight talkin, tough love.

What can one say to this....:toast:

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Sides... hurting... too hard... to speak... coherently!
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K&R!

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANybody see SNL's take??

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Well, no, maybe I wouldn't want to see it, sounds like it would gross me out. Especially if it was a documentary. But I would buy a ticket to support it, then sneak into one of the other movies in the multiplex.

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That is toooooo funny!

That's TOO hilarious!!! Ponderosa Rice? That's brilliant.

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I'm dying here. You owe me a new rib cage. :)

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Hey, how come you lose your "nominations" when your thread gets bumped to another zone? Oh, well such is the fate of a silly man like me. :hi:

on Greatest Page already. :shrug: I know...it's a bummer when they move stuff. Kind of breaks the Big MO...but this is so funny it will stay around. :hi:

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Ho-Homo on the range....

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