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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:26 AM
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What do I need to do to get CaliforniaPeggy to tell me to "F#ck Off"?
I'm feeling sort of left out. I KNOW she likes me more than Will Pitt.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:35 AM
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1. ALL you have to do is ask!
OK, my dear yvr girl! FUCK OFF! :evilgrin:

Feel better now? BTW, I'm KIDDING!.....you are entirely too sweet to have anyone say this to you!



:loveya: :hug:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:36 AM
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2. I knew you wouldn't be able to say it
and not add a take-back.

You're too funny...and sweet. :loveya:

So you like me better than Will, right?
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:40 AM
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3. Well.....*um*.....sorta kinda......sheesh.......
I mean, really ......Will is awful sexy......

And you are too, but I like guys......so .....um.....:blush:





















I cannot fucking answer this! :evilgrin:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:41 AM
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4. Not that way
If you had to adopt one of us - who would you choose?
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:44 AM
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5. Oh......OK!
If I had to adopt one of you.....jeepers, this is no easier than before!

I'd adopt both of you....no choosing involved!

Otherwise, I'd have to flip a coin.....:shrug:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:02 AM
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6. But I really don't need any more brothers
I'm so hurt.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 02:11 AM
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8. But....but ......I never had any sons!
Oh OK OK.......I'd adopt you.......I think I still have some clothes that would fit.....oh wait.....

Never mind........

OK you are going to be daughter #3!

Welcome to our crazy family, my dear yvr girl!

Are you SURE you want to do this? We are pretty nutty.....but we don't bite...


:loveya: :hug:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:17 AM
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7. She's quite accomodating...
I only had to ask once and she told me to fuck off.

If it will help at all, I'll tell you to fuck off :) Nah, doesn't quite have the same impact, does it? I thought of saying "Go fuck yourself, yivver, you psycho bitch beast" - but that just makes me look really pathetic.

But I tried. I feel your pain.


Khash.
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GrpCaptMandrake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 02:14 AM
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9. Tell her your "fuck is on"
She'll tell you graciously to "fuck off." And she'll probably even call you "Dear," because she, herself, is one. And we treasure her for her graciousness.

Where's that :weworshipatyourshrinepeggy: emoticon?
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 02:22 AM
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10. .............
:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:
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GrpCaptMandrake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 02:25 AM
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11. No need to blush!
Blushing's only for when you're receiving *false* praise!
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 02:34 AM
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12. My dear GrpCaptMandrake!
What a sweetie you are...I blush very easily, for any kind of praise...

And I know full well that you meant what you said.....

I am honored by all of it!

*deep curtesy*.......
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GrpCaptMandrake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 02:37 AM
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13. And a sweeping bow
with my feathered cap scraping the floor in return!

<Peeks about> Anymore of that pumpkin pie laying around while I'm down here? :loveya:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 02:45 AM
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14. Wow, what lovely manners!
I wish I still had some pie for you.....Alas....

We ate it all, long since......:cry: But wait! Look what I found: Some more! Enjoy it, my dear GrpCaptMandrake!
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GrpCaptMandrake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 02:46 AM
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15. Mmmmmmm! Manners off!
Face first!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 03:09 AM
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16. Peggy drops TWO f-bombs in one thread??
What has happened in my absence? :o
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:28 PM
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17. My dear billyskank!
I am so thrilled you're back!

What has happened is that I've decided that life is too short to always be moderate in my language.....

I've learned that it's fun to shock people!

A time and a place for everything, don't you know?

Welcome home to the Lounge, my dear!

:loveya: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :loveya:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:46 PM
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19. Hi Peggy
:loveya:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:40 PM
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18. This:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:51 PM
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20. Ah, my dear ForrestGump......
I do NOT take kindly to being poked with a stick!

I'm much more likely to drop one of these onto you if you persist in doing so:

:nuke:

than I would be to tell you to f*uck off!


Nonetheless, I still hold you in high regard....... :loveya: :hug:
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