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Maine Mary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:30 AM
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There are "things" having sex 2 feet away from me in my shed!!!!
What I assume to be the female keeps ahua-ing. And the male doesn't appear to realize that leather couches are out.
Eerch- orkr; ahua, eerch or......

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

I kicked the wall but it didn't help.

Any ideas? I was thinking on the line of :nuke: But this IS my house after all :shrug:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:35 AM
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1. Human or inhuman
THINGS??? :scared:
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chookie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:38 AM
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2. How better to stay warm in Maine?
They're COLD, for crying out loud, MM.

Are these high pitched sounds, or more guttural?
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Maine Mary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:52 AM
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5. Oh they pitched..
Having a grand old time. All joking aside, I haven't a clue what they are....But this has been a weird year weather wise so far. We' ve got the obligatory 5+ inches of snow but it's been really warm. 30's mostly! This weekend is supposed to be in the single digits but still not bad (IMO)

None of this weird unseasonably warm weather explains those things though. Their procreating!!! Make the stop! :scared:
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hickman1937 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:41 AM
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3. You are a much nicer person than I.
A bucket of cold water is my cure. Dogs, sisters, cats, 25yr old daughter sneaking a boyfriend into her room I don't care. My first warning is a knock on the wall or ceiling with a broom handle. Then the bucket. My house, my comfort zone. That's the rule.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:49 AM
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4. I'm waiting for video
:popcorn:
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 02:03 AM
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 02:09 AM
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7. Oh, man, that's just *wrong*
Frog... bunny... doggie... :eyes:



Or would that be "horsie"?
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 02:33 AM
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8. I used to have squirrels living above me
in the attic of an apartment I rented. Boy they made a racket when they were having a season. Just try to sleep with that going on.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 02:37 AM
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9. Quick! Run print a picture of Ann Coulter.
That oughta turn 'em off.
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Maine Mary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 02:47 AM
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10. LOL!
That just might do it! :-)
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 05:06 AM
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11. Maybe a couple 'a freepers couldn't find a motel room?
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