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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 06:10 AM
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Picture thread: ForrestGump REVEALED!
I've been very leery about posting pictures, certain personal information that makes me easily identified, etc. That is all about to change. Please scroll down if you are ready to behold the magnificence that is me.


























































My eyebrows. Waxed up the forehead real good for this photo op, too. Happy shiny people...



My right ear.



My torso centerline, complete with Authentic Forrest Sweat™.



My personal region. It expands.



My left hand in its natural environment.



My right hand in its natural environment.



That...that's about it, for now...



I will post more before too long. You should be able to piece together a Picassoesque representation of ForrestGump by, say, July.

Of 2007.

Don't miss an installment! Collect the whole set!




Forrest wants YOU (to send him nude pictures of yourself) :D
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 06:14 AM
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1. Mr Powers? Austin Powers???
:bounce: :hi: You do not want ME to send you nude pictures of myself...three months post op. Give me 6. :hi:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 06:16 AM
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3. Oh, BE-have, baby! Okay -- to get the nude photos to me, you've got six
days. :D
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 06:16 AM
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2. I'll need to see your wrists.
THat's all I'm sayin'. Wrist, please. :thumbsup:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 06:25 AM
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6. That was actually scheduled for January's installment,
but how could I resist? :D



My right wrist.

:hug:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 06:30 AM
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9. Lovely.
*Swoon.*
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 06:33 AM
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10. Why, thank you
That is most a-wristin'. :D

:loveya:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 06:18 AM
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4. You have clean fingernails.
That is enough for me.

A hunka-hunka burnin' love. :loveya:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 06:26 AM
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7. Except when I work on my bike or rub the mascara off me
:D

Hunka hunka, baby! :hug:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 06:43 AM
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12. oopsie... almost forgot my pic for you...
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 06:49 AM
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13. Oh, baby...like, hubba hubba
:loveya:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 07:02 AM
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15. Is your smiley drooling?
or wetting himself?

Hey - lookie what I found!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 07:06 AM
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16. Both drooling AND wetting himself. After all, that's one VERY sexy
picture.

And what's with the extremely suggestive photo of the pickle nestled so cozily between the two halves of a sandwich? :D

Sheesh, Reverend...sometimes I wonder about you. :-)

:hug:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 07:11 AM
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17. ah, then it worked!
yeah, the pickle was "extra". ;)
I was just thinking how I'd like an Elvis grilled cheese sandwich. :9
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 08:11 AM
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20. I want a DUer sandwich
:D

Pickle optional.... :o
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 06:19 AM
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5. Heads up: There's a bad Forrest Gump impersonator on the Front Page
in the Lobby of DU: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/

http://images.blogads.com/tljoofsefnpdsbujdvoefshspvoedpn/democraticundergroundselectpagespremium/3288344/thumb?rev=rev_5
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 06:29 AM
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8. Aaargggghhh!
:o

Wait a minute....GOPisEvil is on his way to Vegas. Hmmm. Could he already be getting in the Vegas mood? :o

I'll ask him when I see him tomorrow. Thank you for the warning, though -- I'll know what to expect. Fortunately, he has no idea as to what I look like, so if he's decked out like this I can just keep on walking. :-)

I'm sure he means well...
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 06:40 AM
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11. So, you're an Elvis impersonator?
(The sideburns and what we can see of those shades are a bit of a giveaway...not to mention those rings. I'm guessing one of them is a TCB & lightning bolt.)

Do you do weddings and bar mitzvahs?
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 06:50 AM
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14. No TCB or lightning bolt but, yeah, that's
one of my hats. :D

And I do anything. But not in a Midnight Cowboy kinda way. :-)
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 07:38 AM
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18. Hands... I love hands..
Edited on Tue Dec-13-05 07:45 AM by supernova
Especially large, well-placed hands. Ohhh baby.

The visible parts of you are very hot. :loveya:


Did you bag snag date a showgirl?


P.S. Do you ever sleep? I went to bed you were online. I wake up and you're online. :D

Edit: here's a pic of me:

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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 08:10 AM
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19. Hands? Hands, you say? I'll lend you a hand, Ms nova....
:D



Yep, so hot I was sweating!

But, no, no snagging or the like of showgirls...just lots of beautiful wimmens caught on the Forrest tractor beam. Alas, but for a few minutes at a time, my not being inclined (dammit) to partake of opportunities afforded me, sometimes in explicit detail :-)

I'm a good boy...really.


Dammit.


:loveya:

And no, no sleep...not yet!
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 08:12 AM
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21. Ya know
I like to think of myself as a reasonably attractive woman. But nude pictures will not give you that impression of me... especially not now with this hideous hernia repair scar.

Do you still love me?
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:21 PM
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24. Of course!
:D

:hug:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 08:14 AM
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22. Forest gets what Forest wants ...
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 08:19 AM
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23. Forrest wishes...
:D
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