Something to rise the Mods

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women should breastfeed in public, no they should not, circumcision should be outlawed

or shops .... they should be outlawed .....

:hi:

guess I overread that. Thanks :hi:

I had to read it carefully a couple of times...

was the best singer Evah! :hi:

e.g. Atheism, and new Pope flamebait replaces old Pope flamebait.

The chicken thing, someone will have to explain to me before I add it. By PM, please.

Oh, and speaking of (C)...

:hide:

...substitute kielbasa for chorizo*. Flames ensued.

*Let me emphasize that this was for a recipe. This is not a sex thread.

You can also substitute sour cream for tomato paste but it doesn't mean you're still making spaghetti and meatballs.

Edit period expired -- let me wait for a few more contributions and I'll update.

Edit: save "Hillary is a DINO!" for future reference.

Strippers get more respect than lawyers! Get rid of NASCAR! Execute corporate criminals--they steal more with a pen than anyone can with a gun! Stop gay marriage! Allow gay marriage! USA will win their World Cup group! Destoying the woods by building new subdivisions kills more songbirds than an army of feral cats! I like dogs--served with salad and baked potato! Laura Branigan does not suck--Kenny G does!

BTW--My cat's coming to get you!

:rofl:

The mind boggles. (By the way, if you ask me, I find it unlikely but not outlandish. Stranger things have happened in World Cups.)

the Czechs and Italians will DEFINITELY argue that. :D

I don't foresee an upset on the level of 1950 (USA vs. England), but you're right, anything can happen.

And then they'll stomp on Brazil in the 2nd round. :hide: :yoiks:

Religion is wrong! Strippers are workers worthy of respect! Gays are ruining the party! America is a Christian nation! Evolution is not a theory! Michael Jackson is obviously guilty! Christians are stupid! Christians are persecuted! The red states are all idiots! Downloading songs is theft! No, copyright is theft! All drugs should be legal! They murdered Terri Schiavo! Bush won fair and square! PETA are terrorists! Musicals are idiotic! Breading chicken with crushed cornflakes is an abomination! No, fried turkey is! Dean would not have done any better in the 2004 election! Strippers are whores! Oasis is way better than the Beatles! Tookie was a monster! What's wrong with the word "bitch?" U2 sucks! Reggie White deserves respect! A vote for Nader is a vote for Bush! Israel is wrong! The new Pope is a Nazi! Don't support the troops! Laura Brannigan was the best singer evah! Ban all guns! Eminem is a genius! No, Woody Allen is! Tookie was a monster! Michael Jackson is obviously not guilty! 9/11 was not a conspiracy! Boycott Everything! You throw like a girl! There's no point voting anymore because of BBV! Abortion is murder! Pitbulls are docile! Boycotts are futile! Wow, check these hot babes! LIHOP! MIHOP! The death penalty is barbaric! Affirmative action is reverse racism! Women should breastfeed in public! No they should not! Circumcision should be outlawed! Terri Schiavo was already dead! All Muslims commit crimes against women! No they don't! Enough with the cat threads already, dammit! Marijuana users are criminals and belong in jail! The UN is useless! Outdoors cats kill songbirds! No, wind farms do! A lap dance is not sex! Do you eat murdered animals? Atheism is a religion! No it's not! Kerry let us all down! Tom Cruise is gay! I hate it when stupid parents let their stupid kids run around the restaurant when I am trying to enjoy myself! Hillary is a DINO! No, she's a Fat Actress! The USA is using napalm in Iraq! No it's not! Obama sold out! Discrimination against gays is not illegal! Prince Charles and Camilla are ugly morons! No, Diana was! Ban pitbulls! I'm going to Canada! If you leave the country you are a traitor! Hugo Chavez is a dictator! PETA rocks! Laura Branigan sucks! Hiroshima was a war crime! Linux is as insecure as Windows! Fat people are that way because they're irresponsible! Porn demeans women! And before I forget: KLEEB KLEEB KLEEB!

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