Santa Claus in the lobby. May I now barf my guts out?

bertha katzenengel

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:49 PM
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Santa Claus in the lobby. May I now barf my guts out?

Why? Why the bloody fack would you put a lousy -- and I mean, LOUSY -- too young, too thin, cheesy costume, shiny plastic beard -- SANTA CLAUS in the lobby of a freaking WDC law firm?

:eyes: I need to barf because I am dizzy from rolling my eyes.

Holy fack, what's wrong with these people? Is this Christmas treat in lieu of our annual subscription to the Jelly-of-the-Month Club?

:banghead:

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Taverner

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:50 PM
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1. could be worse....it could be a drunk mentally unstable santa

The kind in bad horror movies from the 80's...

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DS1

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:54 PM
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5. Naughty........

PUNISH!!!

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Taverner

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:54 PM
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6. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Where's a mounted set of deer antlers when you need em?

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kick-ass-bob

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:51 PM
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2. All I see is Elvis with a gas can.

Edited on Tue Dec-13-05 12:51 PM by kick-ass-bob

That is really what I thought of first.

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underpants

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:51 PM
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4. |

i still have no idea what that reference is about

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kick-ass-bob

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:55 PM
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7. go to the DU lobby.

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underpants

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:51 PM
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3. Hey, go out and serve him papers

THAT would be funny

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bertha katzenengel

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:58 PM
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8. LOLOL

:rofl: that WOULD be funny!

He's actually walking around going "ho ho ho!"

DO YOU SEE ANY CHILDREN HERE?!

Jesus. If you want Christmas cheer, pipe in carols and serve spiked nog! Honestly!

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bif

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Tue Dec-13-05 01:02 PM
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9. It's crap like that that makes me hate this time of year.

That had a real cheezy Santa at our local Ace hardware. That really pissed me off.

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underpants

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Tue Dec-13-05 01:10 PM
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10. Short Army story

we had the unit resquired Christmas party-no alcohol this really cut into our plans. Anyway they got a SSgt. that we partied with to be Santa, he had a huge beer belly. So we got one of our friend's sons to go up (first kid up to Santa so everyone is watching) and say "YOU SMELL LIKE LIQUOR AND CIGARETTES!!"

Santa shot a glance directly at me and my buddy. He knew who had done it.

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