I Read Enraged_Ape's post on "Brokeback Mountain", and it turned me gay

I can't believe it happened. Thirty-some years of heterosexuality and 10 years of marriage to a woman...and it's all down the drain. I'm now gay. Gayer than hotpants on a man, even. I'm so gay I make Tom Cruise look like Charles Bronson.

Sitting in front of my computer for two minutes, reading his account of those two good-looking young men making "the beast with two backs and two cowboy hats" has flipped a switch on my sexuality. Enraged_Ape told me that could happen. He warned me about it.

I've been ever so subtly recruited, and now I am G-A-Y. He just made it sound so appealing and fun that I couldn't resist any longer.

I'm going out now to get every Madonna record, then I have an appointment for some serious "manscaping". Then I guess I'm gonna have to all explain this to my wife, and then I'll have to move in with Enraged_Ape.

Please, if you're straight and you're comfortable with your sexuality, don't read any of Enraged_Ape's posts, especially this one.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4441239&mesg_id=4441239

Enraged_Ape is right: The gay recruitment style is subtle and powerful, and just reading something written by a gay person is guaranteed to make you gay. It happened to me. It can happen to you.

from your monitor, you may revert to your natural resting state. I'm guessing your wife is going to thank you for the manscaping. :hi:

Due to my low pain threshold, I think I may have to resort to becoming a bear. ;)

:toast:

I gotta hand it to ya, when you guys get an agenda going, you really get it going!

Point some of them rays over toward Rush Limpbag and billyboy o'really, would you? That would make things insteresting...or do they only work on people with a brain?

Redstone

That could be fun.

Redstone