God is

Big

God is big and God is great
God is love and God is hate
God is choice and God is fate
God's on time but always late
God's a garden, God's a gate
God's a cup and God's a plate
God is food and drink and dance
God's a feeling you get in your pants
God's a feast! A feast first-rate!
And life's a chance to celebrate
The fact that God's so gosh-darn BIG!...
God's greatest gift?... Diana Rigg

more of this very same sort of foolishness at
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God's greatest gift?... Diana Rigg;-)
every time she dies at the end of On Her Majesty's Secret Service it pisses me off.
:grr:

without that "feeling in the pants" we wouldn't be here.

You're twisted, my friend. . . . . Uma Thurman perhaps.

Uma did a fair imitation, but there's only one who can play Mrs. Peel.

Could kick Uma's ass all over the place.

She rawked!

ever read her book about the stage and cinema in UK? "No Turn Unstoned"
revealing, but with the clothes.

Mod or no... consider yourself on permanent ignore!!!



Just kiddin'...
NICE moderator... GOOD moderator... :hug:
My FAVORITE moderator, in fact... and certainly one of the hardest-workin' guys in the mod bizness!

Series!1111!!! She is just HUGH!

I mean, a D-cup is bigger than the @-cup men would wear. (Note: In ASCII code, '@' is the immediate predecessor to 'A')

and realized I was a lesbian. :p

:P

Dammit. Now I have to go google.

From the ol' tv series "The Avengers"...
Which was MUCH better than the TERRIBLE movie made a while back...
But still doesn't hold up all that well nowadays, sad truth to tell...

But SHE is still eminently watchable; she was sexy, sassy, savvy and extremely intelligent, even for a fictional character...
Comparatively speaking, Julie Newmar was really quite nice in a catsuit... but one must understand, Diana Rigg was BORN in one!

George C. Scott in The Hospital with Diana Rigg. My first thought was "that lucky bastard".





Keith’s Barbeque Central

but hey, don't diss Ralph Fiennes! :-)

A close female friend ran into Ms. Rigg and her daughter in the locker room at the Washington Athletic Club in Seattle. Actually, she turned a corner and literally ran into Diana.... nude. Said her body was perfect. Breasts, too.

When she told me that story... the blood rushed from all parts of my body, and to one specific part.

You young whippersnappers never saw Diana high-kick!

Uma Thurman.... with all due respect, is a stick!

In the James Bond movie on her Majesty's Secret Service.

God's a feeling you get in your pants

:rofl:

"He is everywhere."--Father Guido Sarducci

Is in the Pizza! Can you find him?

(I miss Sarducci)

:D :smoke:

And if His eyes were pretty glazed
If He looked spaced-out
Would you buy His story
Would you believe He had an eye infection

And yeah yeah
God looks baked
Yeah yeah
God smells good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if God smoked cannabis
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tidy micro-bus
And He subscribes to Rolling Stone
When God made this place
In the beginning, did he plant any seeds
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering

And yeah yeah
God rolls great
Yeah yeah
God smells good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if God smoked cannabis
Do you 'spose He had a buzz
When He made the platypus
When He created both our homes
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones
And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe He sits and smokes a bone