Southlandshari wants to mud wrestle...

texas1928

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:07 PM
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Southlandshari wants to mud wrestle...

Edited on Thu Dec-15-05 11:08 PM by texas1928

any takers?

Come on someone wrestler her.

I think she should wrestle Sundog.

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Redstone

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:08 PM
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1. No.

It's undignified.

Redstone

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southlandshari

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:24 PM
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15. Just for that

I want you to be first in the ring!

:evilgrin:

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Redstone

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:36 PM
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33. No.

Edited on Thu Dec-15-05 11:47 PM by Redstone

Well, maybe.

Redstone

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southlandshari

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:51 PM
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44. Woohoo!

:woohoo:

Do I sense a tiny, little bit of a thaw?

:D

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Redstone

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:57 PM
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45. Could be.

Edited on Fri Dec-16-05 12:01 AM by Redstone

Rules?

Promise to smear some of that warm, soothing mud on my shoulder to cover the scars first, and we'll talk.

Redstone

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merh

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:38 AM
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49. Mud Wrestling????????

WTF???

dear southlandshari

After all we went through earlier to help folks understand that rednecks do have class, you agree to mud wrestling! :cry:

:argh:

:loveya: more! :hug:

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southlandshari

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:46 AM
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52. ROTFLMAO!!!

:hide:

;)

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merh

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:53 AM
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53. and I see below that you aren't even choosy about the medium

Edited on Fri Dec-16-05 12:54 AM by merh

you wrestle in.

Jello

Pudding

Mud

Dear me, whatever will we do, however can we prove now that rednecks do have class when you call folks out on the muddy carpet? :banghead:

:hide: BTW, will Miller Genuine Draft, the Champagne of bottled beer, be served at the event? How about pork rinds? :silly: :9 :crazy:

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southlandshari

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Fri Dec-16-05 02:24 AM
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54. Puh-leeze.

You know you love a good rasslin' as much as the next Southern gal, darlin'! :P

And anyway, you are the one that mention MGD in this thread! At least I'm still high class enough to drink Bud!

:rofl:

:loveya: (you know the rest!)

;)

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merh

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Fri Dec-16-05 02:31 AM
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55. I'll drink a bud with you any time, any where....

but I will never agree to meet you in the ring.

I hate the thought of not winning and I fear you would stomp my ass. :scared:

:loveya: more than more! :loveya: :hug:

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southlandshari

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Fri Dec-16-05 02:36 AM
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56. Awwww....

I don't want to meet you in the ring, either. And don't be so sure I'd be the one doing all the ass-stompin'...you are beautiful and strong when you are fierce!

:hug:

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merh

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Fri Dec-16-05 02:53 AM
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57. As are you.

Edited on Fri Dec-16-05 02:54 AM by merh

To the day we can enjoy a bud together. :toast:

Please see this thread and help if you can. :hug:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5609884

Thank you :loveya: :loveya: :hug:

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sundog

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:09 PM
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2. shhhhh

now is not the time tex

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texas1928

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:10 PM
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3. Afraid she could take you?

HMMMMMM

:P

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nickgutierrez

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:16 PM
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5. I think she could.

Especially if she uses her secret weapon.

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texas1928

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:17 PM
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6. Is that frozen meatloaf or ground chuck?

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nickgutierrez

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:18 PM
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8. Cold, hard brick.

She'll explain, I'm sure. :)

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sundog

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:18 PM
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10. sshhhhhh

whisper when you talk

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texas1928

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:19 PM
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11. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WHISPERING FOR!!!!

YOU GOT A HANGOVER??????

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sundog

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:23 PM
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14. shhhhhh

because i think shari is mad at me

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texas1928

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:24 PM
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16. WHAT DID YOU DO NOW!!!!!!

DID YOU STEAL THE BAR TOWELS AGAIN??????

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sundog

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:31 PM
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22. something

when i figure it out i'll let you know

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texas1928

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:33 PM
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29. I bet you did not do a thing.

So cheer up.

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sundog

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:35 PM
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32. tex man

you're alright :)

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texas1928

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:36 PM
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34. But I still want to throw down

Edited on Thu Dec-15-05 11:37 PM by texas1928

So you ready to go outside?

:P

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sundog

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:43 PM
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41. nah

i'll be on the sidelines with my hands tied watching the show

:D

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southlandshari

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:19 AM
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47. you know what it is!!!

you deny me your love!!

Tex, I have been hopelessly :loveya: over this man forever and a day, and for SOME reason he just doesn't seem to be attracted to me.

:cry:

:P

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texas1928

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Fri Dec-16-05 08:13 AM
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60. He is a tease.

Don't let it get to you. He led on Matcom, Rev_Acts, and before them he had Belladonna and Teddy_salad.

So it is not you.

:P

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southlandshari

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Fri Dec-16-05 09:21 AM
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61. ....

:spray:

You are so right, Tex! Finally, SOMEONE who sees the truth!

:P

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texas1928

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:13 PM
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76. I think I made sundog mad.

He is ignoring me now.

OH WELL!!!!

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chknltl

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:14 PM
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4. I would be honored....

...to photograph the event. (As long as it were nearby that is.)

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LeftyMom

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:17 PM
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7. Well, if I volunteer we could make a fundraiser out of it

Mods Gone Wild! :bounce: :bounce:

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texas1928

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:18 PM
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9. Yeah that would work.

Donations going to the DNC...

See Sundog you should think of that.

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LeftyMom

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:20 PM
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12. I was thinking DU.

Or maybe Shari and I could each pick a charity and the winner's charity gets more cash.

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texas1928

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:21 PM
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13. That would work too.

I can video tape it and sell copies for more, funds.

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texas1928

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:32 PM
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25. Maybe a PPV type thing.

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ForrestGump

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:27 PM
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17. I only do Jello

Lime.

Or, maybe raspberry.

At 85°F.

Those are my terms for engagement, taken'em or leave 'em.

I'm a professional. I take this very seriously.

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texas1928

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:30 PM
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19. Man, we can't afford Jell-O

I was just going to take a water hose to the backyard.

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ForrestGump

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:32 PM
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24. I'm sorry, then,

because I can't settle for less...word would get around and then I'd be back wrestling leather-clad little people in the seedy mud-wrestling pits of Fresno. You can't make me go back there, please...

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texas1928

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:33 PM
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27. It is for Charity.

Think of the less fortunate.

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ForrestGump

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:34 PM
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30. Charity?!?

Oh, she's a total babe, is sweet Charity.

All right, then. :-)

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texas1928

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:35 PM
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31. Well let's see...

LeftyMom, You, Sundog, and Shari...

We could have a tag team match.

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RevCheesehead

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:30 PM
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20. Raspberry is good.

But I'd really have to insist the temp be no higher than 75. After that, cheese gets runny.
:hi:

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ForrestGump

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:33 PM
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28. We don't want you runny. Much.

:D

I guess 75 would be acceptable, then. How big is your bathtub?

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RevCheesehead

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:37 PM
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35. Well, that's another problem.

No bigger than one at the Red Roof Inn.
We might have to move that to, ah, another room.

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Oeditpus Rex

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:28 PM
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18. She'd kick my ass

Because she's got Attitude. :scared:

I'd pay to watch her wrestle LeftyMom, though. Preferably on closed-circuit teevee. I need privacy for those tender moments.

:blush:

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LeftyMom

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:30 PM
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21. .

Should I wear the bunnies? :rofl:

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Oeditpus Rex

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:38 PM
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36. They might help

But are nasty, big, pointy bunny-slipper teeth allowed under the rules?

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LeftyMom

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:42 PM
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40. My manager has to work it into the contract with HBO

along with the Primal Strips, bottled water and Star Trek DVDs in my locker room.

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Oeditpus Rex

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:09 AM
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46. I wasn't aware you're a professional

Perhaps Shari should reconsider.

(He said, fanning the flames like a good promotor.)

:evilgrin:

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texas1928

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:31 PM
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23. Note to self

Put plastic on all the furniture in Rex's room.

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bliss_eternal

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:32 PM
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26. Either I'm really silly tonight

or this is the funniest thread I've read in a long time!

:rofl::bounce: :rofl: :bounce: :rofl::bounce:

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southlandshari

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:39 PM
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37. Hey darlin'! Thanks to Texas1928 for starting a thread

where the only fighting is done in mud or jello and all in good fun!

:hi:

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bliss_eternal

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:41 PM
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38. How are you, girlfriend?

:hi:

Good to see you!

...what about pudding wrestling? Flavor of choice of course...

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texas1928

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:41 PM
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39. Butterscotch...

that would be cool...

Or maybe Pistachio.

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bliss_eternal

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:47 PM
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42. Oh what the hell--

just melt some caramel and throw that in, too! It's the holidays!

:bounce: :P

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texas1928

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Thu Dec-15-05 11:48 PM
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43. well we could do Mint

But that might burn...

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bliss_eternal

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:39 AM
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50. Eeeeuuwww--no mint!

Heartburn, you know.

Marshmallows would be better. :evilgrin:

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texas1928

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Fri Dec-16-05 08:11 AM
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59. Well we could do Chocolate mousse...

and then at the end pass out marshmallows for a marshmallow fight.

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bliss_eternal

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Fri Dec-16-05 06:00 PM
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77. Nice--I like it. But then, when

do we all roll around in the candy sprinkles?

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southlandshari

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:38 AM
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48. Pudding!!!

But first, a warning, just because I care about you and don't want to hurt you...

This was taken at my last mud wrestling match.

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texas1928

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Fri Dec-16-05 08:09 AM
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58. PANT PANT

DROOL

OH MY WORD!!!!

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bliss_eternal

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Fri Dec-16-05 06:02 PM
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78. Bring it, Chickie!

:P

Mud never looked so good...

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In_The_Wind

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:42 AM
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51. I'll just watch ...

I'm too old to be wrestling in the mud no matter how much I like Shari.

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southlandshari

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Fri Dec-16-05 11:02 AM
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69. You could referee the match!

:evilgrin:

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Fri Dec-16-05 09:27 AM
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62. She would kick my ass.

Little known fact: Shari has perfected her own style of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

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southlandshari

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Fri Dec-16-05 11:03 AM
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70. I would never do that!!

Unless you fail to answer my last PM about that organization in DC we both have worked with! Small world, eh?

:P

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Fri Dec-16-05 11:05 AM
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72. Eek! I'm doing it now! I'm doing it now!!!!

:scared:

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terrya

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Fri Dec-16-05 09:37 AM
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63. I like Shari very much, but...

Sadly, I'm always reminded of a former DU'er when I see these wrestling posts in the Lounge. And it's NOT a pleasant association. :puke:

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southlandshari

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Fri Dec-16-05 09:43 AM
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66. Pssssttt....

I don't REALLY want to mud wrestle anyone. They are poking fun at a locking message I used last night.

;)

Whoever it is you are talking about, it sounds traumatic. You even posted the pukey smiley...

:cry:

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terrya

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Fri Dec-16-05 09:51 AM
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67. I didn't have a chance to go through the Lounge, sweetie,

Maybe it's a case of "what I don't know won't hurt me"

As for the other...it was someone who was banned. Her and her husband. It just triggered nasty memories of life in the Lounge when they were around.

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southlandshari

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Fri Dec-16-05 09:57 AM
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68. Ewww.

I didn't know mud-wrestling had any ties to...them. Forgive me - I'll use a better choice of locking messages next time (I thought offering to mud wrestle any Lounger who wanted a shot at me if only people would stop fighting with each other in here might have some merit as a strategy, that's all!).

;)

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LaraMN

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Fri Dec-16-05 09:41 AM
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64. Woo-Hoo! Bring it on! I'm in a mud-wrestlin' kind of mood, today!

Trent Reznor called, he wants in, too!:bounce:

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southlandshari

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Fri Dec-16-05 11:04 AM
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71. Forget Trent!

YOU are the one I want in the mud with me!

:evilgrin:

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matcom

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Fri Dec-16-05 09:43 AM
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65. sorry. i don't mud wrestle

it gets the JELL-O dirty :bounce:

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southlandshari

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Fri Dec-16-05 11:06 AM
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73. Awww...come on!

Even if I promised to use this on your ass after I kick it around the ring a bit?

:rofl:

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matcom

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Fri Dec-16-05 11:10 AM
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74. why are you gonna kick around little scrubba-bubble?

:cry:

what did he ever do to YOU?

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southlandshari

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Fri Dec-16-05 11:11 AM
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75. Dammit.

A good joke ruined by clumsy grammer and lack of a comma.

:grr:

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