Tonight I am feeling rather innocent, and naive.......

Who can educate me?

In what would you like to be educated? :evilgrin:

Why ......nearly anything.......




The depth of my innocence is hardly to be believed.......:evilgrin:

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :evilgrin:

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After all, I am Mistress SeattleGirl, the Very Reverend High Priestess of the Church of Ethereal Pleasure! :evilgrin:

and a female flower love each other very, very much...

:spray: All over the keyboard!

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Oh, my! :scared:

I MAY have already heard this one!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Through the Miracle of Time-Lapse Photography!

:evilgrin:

I should be so lucky.......

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Bush is a liar, and I'm a lesbian!

How's that for starters?

Your elf isn't wearing any underwear.

:rofl:

Peggy is feeling innocent.
She probably thinks it's a butt-lifter or something like that. ;)

:rofl:

I can believe the rest of it......but Santa? :cry:



Oh, the humanity!

:hug:

J/K.......


:hug:

Although I already knew it ;-)

I've got some really pretty flowers in my indoor garden. All you have to do is close your eyes and let me lead you by the hand :loveya: through this dark hallway back to my room, ahem, I mean, my garden room. :evilgrin:

My thread needs tending first!

You may not be ready for the curriculum!

I am quite ready for your curriculum......Whatever form it takes!


:evilgrin:

I wonder about you sometimes

Of course I'm not trying to scare you.......

Girls just wanna have fun! And it's my turn, tonight!

I'm just in that sort of mood.....for fun!


:loveya: :hug:

I bet that you have some stories to tell, Peggy!

I've been married a very long time...didn't do much carrying on before that!

:loveya: :hug:

I don't know much, about much...but I'll do my best.

:P

Don't know what that's worth, though. :rofl:

Well, that was really all I had to offer...just wanted to say hello!

:hi:

Even in the middle of an extremely silly thread like this one!


:hi: back atcha!

you're so sweet! You really know how to make a girl feel welcome! :blush:

Um kveldit var þeim fylgt at sofa með góðum umbúningi. Bóndi lá í lokrekkju, en bóndadóttir í miðjum skála, en þeim fóstbræðrum var skipat í stafnsæng við dyrr utar. En er fólk var sofnat, stóð Bósi upp ok gekk til sængr bóndadóttur ok lyfti klæðum af henni. Hún spyrr, hverr þar væri. Bósi sagði til sín.

"Hví ferr þú hingat?" sagði hún.

"Því, at mér var eigi hægt þar, sem um mik var búit," ok kveðst því vilja undir klæðin hjá henni.

"Hvat viltu hér gera?" sagði hún.

"Ek vil herða jarl minn hjá þér," segir Bögu-Bósi.

"Hvat jarli er þat?" sagði hún.

"Hann er ungr ok hefir aldri í aflinn komit fyrri, en ungan skal jarlinn herða."

Hann gaf henni fingrgull ok fór í sængina hjá henni. Hún spyrr nú, hvar jarlinn er. Hann bað hana taka milli fóta sér, en hún kippti hendinni ok bað ófagnað eiga jarl hans ok spurði, hví hann bæri með sér óvæni þetta, svá hart sem tré. Hann kvað hann mýkjast í myrkholunni. Hún bað hann fara með sem hann vildi. Hann setr nú jarlinn á millum fóta henni. Var þar gata eigi mjök rúm, en þó kom hann fram ferðinni. Lágu þau nú um stund, sem þeim líkar, áðr en bóndadóttir spyrr, hvárt jarlinum mundi hafa tekizt herzlan. En hann spyrr, hvárt hún vill herða oftar, en hún kvað sér þat vel líka, ef honum þykkir þurfa.

to someone who speaks whatever language this is!


:wtf:

Well, as we discussed the other night, my knowledge of what comes next is rather theoretical of late. Apparently it involves a the mother of all phone bills and expensive cross-country shipment of baked goods. :shrug:

But at least you get to hear his voice.......and that makes it all worthwhile, doesn't it?

:pals:

but yes, getting to talk to my :loveya: turns around even the worst day.

Have you two tried Skype...it is free and works really well.

apparently there's something similar through them. I'll have to ask him about it.

Is there such a thing as a cordless headset for the computer? I can't imagine being tied to my computer while talking instead of cooking, straightening up and playing football with LeftyKid. I'm a Mom, I don't think I can do just one thing at a time anymore.

via a usb port then use a bluetooth headset.

I just may have to pick one up with my Christmas money. I looked over at new egg and it appears I could get what I'd need for about $60. Not too shabby at all. :D (Of course $60 is a whole lot of phone time, maybe I should just get myself a phone card at Costco?)

Get to a doctor, proto.

:popcorn:

Would you please pass me some popcorn? I've worked up an appetite!


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But you're the star of this thread. I came to watch you get educated. :evilgrin:

No watching is allowed.....ONLY teaching! :evilgrin:

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:evilgrin:

the learning can be really fun.

:evilgrin:

Been there, done that........


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:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:

I didn't know what Benoit's balls were!

Honest, I am innocent! Of some things, anyhow!

Careful.......

I might start to like this!


:evilgrin:

Been there, done that, and that, and that, and that........

:evilgrin:

And YOU say you need educating?

Doesn't sound like it to me.......:evilgrin:

there's always things to learn in this world. And I have a voracious appetite for learning.......along with *ahem* other things........ :evilgrin: