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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 12:56 AM
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Low cost wireless security system
How to install:

Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Place a dog dish beside it, a really big dog dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like, "Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in an hour. Don't disturb the pit bulls. They've just been wormed."






this didn't get far in GD so pardon the repost I thought it was kinda funny
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 01:03 AM
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1. Here's a Lounge Luv kick for ya,
Kali. :hi:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 01:03 AM
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2. That is funny
Add Soldier of Fortune magazine...
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