Is it possible--no temp reading on a thermometer, but have a fever?

According to this thermometer, I have no temp at all--not even normal.

:wow:

Though I'm not sure where to put a battery in a thermometer. Oh well.

If you are, they take hearing aid sized batteries and the battery is usually located behind the display.

I see it now. I actually tried both kinds. I feel yucky, and neither says I have a temp.

I guess it's all in my head. :crazy:

Could happen. :shrug:

THAT would be pretty funny!

Charlie Brown: "How do you play all those amazing pieces if the black keys are just painted on?"

Schroeder: "You gotta get the breaks."

leaks out or runs out. I had seen people hold thermometers under warm water before so I tried to "fix" my temperature one day to get out of school. I didn't know to run it under warm water. I ran the water as hot as I could. The end of the thermometer bustsd and the stuff ran out. That was a classic "oh shit" moment. Luckly we had two thermometers just alike. Whew, that was a close call.

If you have no blood pressure and no pulse either, let me go grab a helmet to wear. :hide:

:rofl:

This guy comes running into the pharmacy and yells "You just insulted my wife, and I am going to punch your lights out." The pharmacist says "Let me explain what happened. First of all I was running late. As I was leaving I realised I forgot something and ran back in the house. When I came back out I discovered that I had locked my keys in the truck with the engine running. Then I had to wait 45 minutes for the locksmith to come and charge me $125 to get my truck unlocked. Because it had been running so long I ran out of gas before I got here. I had to walk two miles and buy a gas can and walk two miles back. When I opened up I accidentally dropped a roll of quarters on the floor and they rolled everywhere. As I was picking them up, I stood up and cracked by head on the cash register drawer. Just then the phone rang, and it was your wife asking how to use a rectal thermometer."

"So I told her."

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