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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 06:41 AM
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Help! I'm talking and I can't shut up.
Damn, I've been chatty tonight. My eyes are rolling because I am so sleepy, yet I keep thinking of things I want to say and typing away. Tomorrow (later today) when I wake up, I will be so ashamed of the typos and weird crap I am saying. Will someone please grab the giant cane and drag my nekkid drunk ass off the table I seem to be dancing and singing on?
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 06:42 AM
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1. nekkid?????
:popcorn:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 06:47 AM
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6. No kidding.
At one point I feel asleep at the keyboard and woke up in the midst of stripping. I don't remember why I felt that need, but I was definitely stripping. I'm glad school is out for a couple of weeks, but if I keep partying at this pace, I'm going to need rehab and a new wardrobe. I'm not going to remember where I put my old wardrobe.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 06:42 AM
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2. You're nekkid?
:drool:














;-)
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 06:48 AM
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8. I'll be giving away lap dances pretty soon.
At this rate, I may be arrested in my own home by the gawdy cops.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 06:49 AM
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9. Stay away from Al and Alma's
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 06:53 AM
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12. How 'bout Al and Tipper's?
I've always wondered. How did Tipper Gore get her name? They are by rights the first family, you know. :hug:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 06:53 AM
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13. I have wondered the same thing
No clue...
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 06:43 AM
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3. back away from the keyboard
put your hands up in the air.

Assume the position!

:evilgrin:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 06:44 AM
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4. Which position might that be?
Doggie?

Missionary?

69?


:evilgrin:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 06:47 AM
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5. You D'nt
:evilgrin:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 06:47 AM
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7. I did
:evilgrin:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 07:05 AM
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17. LOL.
I love it. :evilgrin: I know I'll be in good hands with you and KW. :pals: :hug:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 06:56 AM
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14. Oooh, kinky.
I likes yer style. :evilgrin:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 06:50 AM
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10. LOL.
Oh, nice police occifer, please take me drunk, I'm home. :evilgrin:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 06:51 AM
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11. Whatever you say!
:evilgrin:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 07:01 AM
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15. Hiccup, I like
the nice occifer. I'm so happy. I stayed awake all night long, you know. I'm giddy with happiness. Yippppeeee!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 07:03 AM
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16. Do you prefer velvet or metal handcuffs?
:spank:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 07:07 AM
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18. Hmm, soft velvet and a feather for
tickling. Real nice. I like the way you :spank: me. I've been a bad bad durl, haven't I?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 07:08 AM
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19. You are an evil woman
:evilgrin: :spank:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 07:25 AM
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20. Together, we make one heck of a great team, don't we?
please, :spank: me some more. :evilgrin:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 07:25 AM
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21. Sure thing!
:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:
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