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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 08:00 AM
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Woman's Water Pipe Problem Tied To Naked Man Hiding In Her Basement
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SPOKANE, Wash. --A plumbing problem at a Spokane home turned out to be a naked man. Police say a woman who thought she was having a problem with water pipes beneath the floor called the Water Department. Employees found the basement barricaded, and when they determined there was someone behind the door, they called police.

Police broke through the door, found the naked man and took him into custody. They searched the basement but found no clothing for the man. They also found that a pipe had been broken and repaired.

The 36-year-old was booked into jail for investigation of burglary.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2005/12/15/pipe_problem_tied_to_naked_man_in_basement/
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 08:08 AM
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1. I hate to imagine what he was doing to cause the
pipe problem. <tongue in cheek> What did she do? Forget she let him tied up down there? :P
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NaturalHigh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 09:13 AM
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2. I doubt if "tongue in cheek" was the problem.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-17-05 12:19 AM
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15. LOL. I'm sure it wasn't, but
I had my tongue firmly planted in my cheek when I posted that. Hehe, I can guess what the problem was. He was plumbing her pipes all right. I need my :spank: now.
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Taxloss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 09:18 AM
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3. I thought that was going to be an Onion story.
Life imitates satire again.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 09:18 AM
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4. That's better than a naked man in her basement being tied to
her water pipes :evilgrin:
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 09:35 AM
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5. How come I never find naked men in my basement?
Gotta learn to tie better knots.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 09:37 AM
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6. i snuck out before you woke up this morning
:bounce:
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 12:14 PM
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10. Oh, that was YOU!
I thought it was ... oh, nevermind.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 09:39 AM
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7. Yikes! That is creepy!
Was he homeless and looking for shelter? Was he a crazed lunatic? :scared:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 09:43 AM
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8. I'M NOT GONNA PAY A LOT FOR THIS MUFFLER!!!
I have no idea what that has to do with this or anything but then I have no idea how to respond to this. Weird.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 10:10 AM
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9. He was the plumbing fairy, jeez!
He fixed her pipes for free, and all he got for his trouble was arrested. Fucking ingrates today.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 12:15 PM
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11. See what happens when you leave your Window of Joy open?
:eyes:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 12:20 PM
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12. exactly my point
:eyes:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 12:22 PM
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13. *
you get a star for that one.

Very good.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 12:26 PM
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14. I hate it when that happens.


Most of my plumbing problems are due to naked men.


:eyes:


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Jed Dilligan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-17-05 12:54 AM
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16. For a second there I thought the naked guy
was using her bong and clogging it up
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-17-05 01:23 AM
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17. hanging out in basements now, matcom ???
I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
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